perry_byron26

You start typing letters thru a text and autocorrect tells you exactly what the word is.

That awkward moment when you're talking and they don't listen so you yell like chris tucker from Rush Hour "Do You Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth?".

Nobody do not go on dates anymore cause no man doesn't want to hear sir your card is declined in front of people. Might as well order pizza and watch netflix in the house.

The objective in life is to reach the finish line of a race; Case in point we all are still running to that finish line.

I want to read a text message on my phone with correct spelling and perfect grammar. Text messages these days you have to squint to understand the comprehension.

Always dreamed of having a girlfriend, a side chick, and a wife taking me to court for support.

Picked up a $100 bill in front of the door on the ground at the gas station that a lady dropped coming outside to her car. Once I picked it up and turned around to ask who dropped an $100 on the ground she snatched that $100 out of my hand without saying thank you. I said to myself this unattractive, no ass, non-dressing jezebel didn't thank me. Hoped her car broke down somewhere without anybody asking do she need help and drive away screaming SIKE!!!

Once you learn maturity every time some one asks for help that Naw I got it, thanks would be understandable.

To be someone's Valentine's:
Already in a relationship
Thoughtful
And not eat all the chocolates and break the flowers 💐.

Happy New Years 🎈🎈🎉🎉2023