phalseprophet

When I see that the majority of her picture posts are butt, body, or cleavage pics, I assume that's all she has to offer... but I'm still gonna look.

I love myself so much that I would die for me!

If you were truly pretty, cute, or sexy, you wouldn't have to announce it on social media. We're not blind: we see your pics. So, who are you really trying to convince?

When she says she's divorced, I never know if I should reply "I'm sorry to hear that." or "Congratulations!" Now, I just say "Oh, ok. Isn't this weather great???"

See her pics on BP and think "Wow, she's fuckin' gorgeous!" Read her posts and think "Damn, she's a fuckin' idiot!"

If you want someone to blame for your mess, go find a big ass mirror.

There's no strength in avoiding pain: that's cowardice. Strength is enduring pain and getting through it.

If you believe that only people with kids should be able to give you parenting advice, you should also believe that only a drug user can tell you that drug use could be detrimental to your health.

At Popeyes for lunch today were three young "ladies" yelling defensively at a speakerphone to one of their boyfriends over her wanting to go to South Padre Island for spring break. I have never heard "nigga" used so much in my life! He's insecure, sounding half asleep, and not wanting her to go. She's too young to realize she's autonomous and doesn't need his permission (or him for that matter). No decency, home training, or class to be found in that group. Unnecessary public drama!

Spectacular results are preceded by unspectacular preparation.