precious456 Does anyone read a page before sending notes or IMs any more - November 11, 2010 add/view comments (0)

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Hello BP and welcome to my page. If you were lucky enough to read my first page and the comedy I posted, here is a little more. Remember "ITS JUST COMEDY lol. And if any of this is you please please dont feel free to still leave a note. lol

Let me first leave my resume and all of the basic questions with the same answers every chick gives. *Puts on her fake Colgate smile. Hi Im Q. Im laid back and down to earth. I love shopping (hmmm no I dont crowds annoy me) I like movies, going out to restaurants...Ok lets face it who doesnt like all of that. So lets get real for a moment. Best way to get a response to your note is to not ask me, tell me about yourself. The last 15 notes asked me that lol. Be original and say something to really get my attention. Other wise I will probably just delete the note and keep moving...Have I lost you yet? LOL. -Ok interesting facts: I love FOOTBALL. Just like many men, dont talk to me while the game is on lol. If youre hungry make a sammich cause Im not cooking until it goes off. LOL -I like to joke if you cant tell by now lol. Lifes too short not to laugh and have a good time. Drama is not my thing jokes are.

If you wanna get to know me: -Dont just send a message with nothing but your phone number. Who am I asking for? I mean really. "Hello can I speak to the guy that sent me a message on BP"? Uhh no not going to be able to do it. I wont call you. I promise.

Dont send a note with just.......hi. BORING!!!!

If you have a picture of your manhood up...atleast be packing. Im saying, why post a little Johnson up like you bragging or something. Bragging about WHAT???? My 11 yr olds is bigger then that snausage. Stick to the face pics and brag about your head game. Thats your best bet.

If you are under 25 or have PRIVATE up for your age your either still being breast fed or too old to know what a breast is. lol Im just kidding...no Im not lol********

-If you are married or in a relationship but youre unhappy, Im sorry but thats not my issue babe. Call me when youre free to hang out. Im too old to get that "who the hell are you and why are you in my mans phone," call. Save me the drama please. No I dont want to be your little secret or descreet friend. Go hump ya wife/girl and get off my page. lol (are u smiling yet)

-If you are living in your mamas basement, atleast have a good excuse for it. ie my apartment flooded so Im sleeping by the furnance in this cold basement because of it.********

-If "aye yo ma you is sexy as a mutha" is your best pick up line send that note to Laquita Shanika Jenkins three pages up she doesnt know any better. Along with all 4 gold teeth in your mouth. I have one son and you dont look like him to call me MA. lol but if your swagger is right you can call me that behind closed doors lol.

-If you cant structure a complete sentence in good ole english dont bother. Time is too precious for me to try to decifer what the hell you saying to me.

-If you have a picture of you and your ex up as your main pic and you tried to cut her out because you look good in the pic, stop being lazy and take a new pic on your Boost Mobile and post it. No new chick to be wants to see that.

-Ok lets see. What else takes up space in my inbox? Oh yeaaa if your idea of taking me traveling to see the world is an all day bus pass with the option of transfers to the subway and light rail... I'll pass lol. But thanks for the offer. :)

-Ok ok Im done for now. If you read this far congratulations and thank you lol. Now think of something clever and send a note already. But remember only if non of this applies to you. :)