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 NOW LETS GET DOWN 2 BUSINESSES..I ALL READY KNO DAT U WANT 2 KNO SUMTHINGS BOUT ME..SO IMA TELL U A COUPLE THINGS BOUT ME:  1). IM 5`3!!! 2). I HAVE LONG DARK BROWN HAIR (YES ITS REAL)!!!! (its cut 2 da shoulders now)SRY.... 3). I HAV DARK BROWN EYES!!!! 4).THICK N ALL DA RIGHT PLACES!!!!( dnt b fooled i hav a lil baby fat) 5).STAY DIPPED !!!!!!! (FUCC GEARED) 6).HAVE MY OWN MONEY $$$$(SO DNT WORRY U DNT HAV 2 SPEND ALL UR MONEY ON ME) 7).FUN 2 B AROUND!!! 8).LOV JUST KICKIN IT!!!! 9).I HAV BRACES ( dnt trip i look rite wit mines) 10).OH YEA IF U WANT 2 B WIT ME U MUST B ABLE 2 TAKE A JOKE!!!!! OK NOW DAT IM DONE WIT DAT IMA TELL U WAT IM LOOKIN 4 IN A BOI/MAN!!!! IM LOOKIN 4 ATHUG, A TURE GANGSTA GUY, DA ONE DAT LOOKS ALL TOUGH BUT WONT EVA MAKE ME CRY, HE SHOULD B MY BABY , DA ONE DAT WOULD UNDERSTAND, N EVEN WHEN HIS FRIENDS R AROUND, HES STILL LIKE BABY WANNA HOLD MY HAND???  NOW IM NOT ASKIN 4 MUCH SO IF U THINK U R DAT PERSON HIT ME UP N U KNO WHERE !!!!!  IF U REALLY WANT 2 TALK 2 ME HIT ME UP AT (pimpinunu@yahoo) cuz im alwayz there instead of herre !!!! YOU KNOW YOU`RE FROM KANSAS CITY IF................ 1)*You know that no matter how ghetto they are, an occasional visit to the Landing Mall orBannister Mall is still necessary 2)*Your best friends uncles baby mama`s lil cousins daddy knew Fat Tone 3)*When someone ask you "Do you want a soda?" you respond with "Huh? OH, you mean pop?" 4)*You know where Mac Dre is really from....but you claim him anyway 5)*You have ever donated a dollar on the corner of 63rd and got a Giant pixie stick 6)*You have ever been to the Juneteenth celebration at Swope Park 7)*You know what the thizzle/thizz dance is and you know how to "get stupid" 8)*You know what a "thizz" face is 9)*You are not surprised when the temperature drops from 80 degrees in the morning to 50 degrees in the afternoon and then goes back up to 70 at night 10)*You have an uncle that shops exclusively at "Harold Penner`s Man of Fashion" 11)*You don`t care about not having a useless arch because you know we are just better! 12)*They recognize you when you go to Gates, LC`s, Cuzzin`s Catfish, or Charlie D`s 13)*You know who tech n9ne is 14)*You remember "Hot Summer Nights" 15)*You know that it is an insult for someone to say that they saw a female member of your family on 39th and Prospect 16)*You know somebody who works for KPRS Hot 103 Jamz 17)*You have Hot 103 Jamz Magnet on your fridge 18)*When you sing or rap a song from the radio, you always replace the names of other cities with "Kansas City" 19)*All your summermeals are cooked on a Barbeque grill 20)*You are at a club or party and you`re looking for a two step partner! 21)*You know someone doing time in the County Jail or Leeds (Municipal Correctional Institution) 22)*You rep KC for life and will pass this on to your fellow Kansas Citians!!! WELL IT WAZ FUN TALKIN 2 YALL BUT AYE I GOT 2 GO.....SO STAY STRONG, STAY BLACK, OR WAT EVA U R, N OH YEA STAY UP !!!!!!BYE... |
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