robertxxx30 There are many paths to redemption. Not all of them peaceful. - August 04, 2010 add/view comments (0)

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps... (continue reading)

Are you tired of those sissy
'friendship' poems that always
Sound good, But never actually
Come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises
That actually speak of true
Friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley
Faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our
Great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you
Get drunk and plot revenge against
The damn bastard who made you Sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to
Dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I... (continue reading)

Gabriel came to the Lord and said "Ah have tuh talk tuh yuh, it hah some Trinis up here in Heaven causing real problems. Dey swinging on de Pearly Gates, meh horn missing, bar-b-que sauce and curry all over dey robe, cow heel, chicken foot, and pigtail bone all over de streets of Gold. Some ah dem walking around with one wing dey saying is ah style, dey late taking turn keeping the stairway to Heaven clean, it have ah set ah watermelon seed over de clouds an dem. Dey only playing soca and dub... (continue reading)