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First And Last Important Facts
(No Pic No Holla)-(Have a good d@mn reason for leaving me a note) A little about me: Born in Birmingham 6`2 Smart Stay Fresh Not a thug but I aint no b!tch I dont have time for childish things so dont bring me kno bullsh!t Scared Of Gay People-Not the regular gay but the cross dressing wearing makeup type gay. Fat %#&@$!es-Not the regular fat %#&@$!es but the 6`5 345 pound fat %#&@$!es with attitude problems Happiest When When im sleep or after im finished having sex. Favorite Quote Cancel That %#&@$! I Can Buy Me Another One1 For Females: Im on some grownman sh!t so i dont have time for lil girls. For Males: If I talk to yo girl u need to check that b!tch B4 u try to check me For Gays: If u look at me wrong i will beat yo a$$ For Lesbians: I got nothing but love for u me and u own the same team I like girls You like Girls maybe we can trade Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent....................... ..12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands......................... .8 cal With one hand.........................1 2 cal With mouth......................... ....85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don`t F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying......................... ......286 cal 69 standing.............................512cal Italian hanger........................ .912 cal Orgasm Real................................112cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed........................... .18 cal Hop off the bed........................... .36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm.......................... .32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF P*SSY: LAZY P*SSY - This is when there is no movement on the woman`s part . She says "faster, faster," but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY`S WINDOW P*SSY - This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 AM when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don`t have to beep the horn or call her from the car `cause she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how each other`s day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED P*SSY - This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the p*ssy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this girl calling you and wondering when ya`ll can HOOK UP again. There is no p*ssy better then THE CONQUERED P*SSY. THE ALL INCLUSIVE P*SSY - This when you get all the benefits of sex. The p*ssy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still in her church dress type p*ssy. The p*ssy smells like roses even after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the p*ssy yours whenever or wherever you want it, she give you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind thatyou write your n!@@as in jail about and she can handle the d*ck when you hit it from the back. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED P*SSY for the best p*ssy to ever get. THE OUT OF TOWN P*SSY - This is the p*ssy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN P*SSY is necessary for the traveling single man. THE FRUSTRATION P*SSY - This is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself and say why did I just do that. The girl doesn`t mind `cause she doesn`t get much action to begin with. THE FRUSTRATION P*SSY is sometimes THE WENDY`S WINDOW P*SSY. THE FREQUENT FLIER P*SSY - This is the girl you know is %#&@$!ing around, but you just don`t care. She has lubrications that are halfway used already. She always has condom wrappers in her bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep f*cking is because it`s good, she`s not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have f*cked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The p*ssy is not loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS P*SSY. I`ll get to that later..... TIME TO GO P*SSY - This is the %#&@$! that when the pants come off her you can smell the nahh nahh! Fellas if this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench off your d*ck. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her or better yet invite her to take a shower with you. THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT P*SSY - This is the girl everyone expects you to f*ck. You haven`t touched her cause she either has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family`s relative. There is also the chance that she is all three. She is cute but you know theconsequences. She continues to tease you with the p*ssy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know she wants to f*ck. The best thing to do is f*ck her friend. Last but not least......... THE HANDS ON THE HIPS P*SSY - This is the girl that you %#&@$!ed only one time cause she could not handle the d*ck. No matter the position you tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can`t get your full stroke on. It`s like f*cking with half of your d*ck. She does not know the proper way to suck d*ck so there is no pleasure there. To her, doggy style is just the name of Snoop`s first album :-P The question is - which p*ssy are YOU currently f*cking? 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