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  • Member Since:

    May 21, 2004

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    Male

  • Age:

    48

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    February 06

  • Education:

    Some College Coursework Completed

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    Orlando, FL

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    Black/African American

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When I was young I was afraid of getting older, but from this vantage point of my soon to be 47 years, I find myself embracing my advancing years like an unexpected gift. And like those Thanksgiving leftovers that are left in the "fridge" a day or two after the holiday, I find that I "taste" so much better to the world as my personal flavors had more time to simmer in the plate of life!

I am finally comfortable and confident in my own skin, I know what I like, I savor every situation good and bad as an opportunity for growth, understanding and wisdom, and I can see down many intriguing roads and do not have to travel them because I know the end result and consequences after foolishly traveling them so recklessly in my youth.

Thank God He had His protective hand over me, now I can share my misjudgements and poor choices to the world as He has redeemed them as great wisdom!

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"I absolutely refuse to pick up a gun to kill my Brother dead or exploit my Sister out of a frustration and self-hate so cleverly taught to us by a wicked demonic warmongering oppressor, when I can just as easily pick up an ink pen to teach, motivate and enlighten that same lost Brother, nurturing within Him a divine love for self, righteous living and a higher consciousness through my unique talents and expressions..............I do not possess an abundance of precious time to mislead my beloved people into hopelessly romanticizing about joining side by side with those heathens who want nothing but the worst for us, think nothing but the worst of us and who do not want us in their midst except to profit from our misery. All true history, hidden and exposed, tells us time and time again that seeking their love, aid and hypocritical approval is a waste of time especially when in our Black communities there is so much work to be done with our young warrior Ebony Kings and divine Queens to be effective in rescuing us from the deep sleep of ignorance that comes from suckling the milk from the breast indoctrination through educational poisoning and media brainwashing......My mission is the unrestrained,unapologetic and uncompromised restoration of the conscious Black mind.......And regardless to who likes it or not, raw naked truth will always be told on this Black Planet page as I relentlessly strive to creatively expose the tricks of our common enemy who takes delight in keeping our collective constructive thinking limited, paralyzed and ineffective as we strive toward the divinely entitled quest for complete power, financial freedom and the right to live a God centered peaceful existence amongst ourselves.........Lance "Scurv" Scurvin, the completely independant, underground and self funded artist, writer and sole creative mastermind behind the powerful internationally revered Lance Scurv vision.

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