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Funny Speeding Joke
Posted on July 4, 2009 by quotes

Speeding?

A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an
hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following
her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.

When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles
following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she
looked around, there were three cops following her.

Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She
screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room.... (continue reading)

Growing Old...
Life is what passes you by while you're busy making other
plans.

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Posted By Shwana to Friend Ship at 9/18/2009 09:24:00 AM

Words of Wisdom...
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a
typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind
and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it
about. (from Mostly Harmless) - Douglas Adams

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Posted By Shwana to MyShwana BigBrotherfiddy 50cent at 9/18/2009 09:26:00 AM

Funeral arrangements

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.

"Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then, I can rest in peace'."

"What was in the... (continue reading)

One-Liners...
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you
can't wipe your friends on the couch.
#jokes, one-Liners

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Posted By Shwana to MyShwana at 9/18/2009 09:31:00 AM

The best part about procrastination is that you are never
bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be
doing.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature
indefinitely.