Shouts to the ambitious brothers. You may not have a lot right now, but if you're working hard for yours, you'll get what you deserve one day. Eff the nay-sayers and the gold diggers. Some of us don't care if you're on the bottom and wanna be there for you before you reach the top, so don't miss out for the sake of the grind.
I've noticed some things on BP:
1. Some guys are too "cute" to post a blurb about themselves.
2. I know I am not everyone's type, so don't expect you, yourself, to be everyone's type.
3. If I had "sexy, dime, bi, cute, etc." anywhere in my handle, and had nothing but descriptions of how sexy and beautiful I THINK I am, my Inbox would be overflowing. Guys who flock to that usually get what they set out for: a woman who's stuck on her looks. Careful what you wish for.
4. Holding up a bottle of alcohol to take a pic is still prevalant amongst some (So are pics of money, weed.... I don't get it.)
5. All you have to do to make yourself sexy is take a pic while biting your bottom lip (This is...well, I won't even say)
So, if you're still here, ask yourself a few things:
What am I really here for? Did I want to have a conversation?
If I saw her on the street would I speak, do a double-take, or just keep going? Would I want her to notice me?
Does she have any provocative pics? Is she not as attractive as I thought she'd be?
And after you've asked yourself these questions, picture what your life would be like if you'd been born blind....
If you still want to chat (assuming I haven't run you away by now), leave a note. *I can't and won't respond to all notes (it's hit or miss on here and we all have to deal with it at some point)*
FAQ's:
1. Are you single?
Depends on who you are (j/k Yes, I am).
2. Do you have any kids?
Proud parent of one
3. Where are you from?
Birmingham
4. Will you send me some pics?
Probably not. Our conversation will probably be limited, and I probably know what you're looking for anyway i.e. if I'm a big girl. I take care of myself and I'm comfortable in my skin, but don't feel the need to send you a bunch of pictures (I'm very modest in dress).
5. Can I give you my number?
Absolutely, but it doesn't mean that I'll call. Social networking is dangerous in more ways than one. And if you ask for mine, up front, it's not going to happen. At some point, I may feel compelled to offer it to you, so chill. If you just want a phone number, it's a ton of girls out here that are probably dying to give you theirs.
6. Tell me about yourself
Almost impossible to do over the span of a couple of minutes of typing. If I'm feeling you a little, I'll leave space for you to learn about me through a continuous dialogue (the same way I'd rather learn about you). Asking me to type out my bio is monotonous. I could have a template and hit send, for all you know.
Check out my blog: almostdailies.blogspot.com/ . You may laugh, you may agree, I might even piss you off at some point, but it'll make you think and it's definitely one way to get to understand me a little more.
And one of the quickest ways to get in touch with me is through Twitter (CozmikSlop) if you have it, or you can take your chances on yahoo (slay_me06) since I've killed my Facebook page for a while.
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