I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never
ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain
from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt
not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my
mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often. VII. If someone cometh
over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.
VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou
knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."
X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever! IF YOU LIVE BY THESE
COMMANDMENTS, BYPASS THIS PAGE!!!!
