A PERSON IS MEASURED IN LIFE BY WHO STANDS WITH THEM NOT WHO IS AGAINST THEM!
THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR STOPPING BYE AND IM HAPPY TO BE THE MEMBER OF THE DAY. ENJOY MY PAGE. GOD BLESS
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LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
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A BUS CARRYING ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CRASHES INTO AN ONCOMING TRUCK, AND EVERYONE INSIDE DIES.
THEY THEN GET TO MEET THEIR MAKER, AND BECAUSE OF THE GRIEF THEY HAVE EXPERIENCED HE DECIDES TO GRANT THEM 1 WISH EACH, BEFORE THEY ENTER INTO PARADISE
THEY'RE ALL LINED UP, AND GOD ASKED THE FIRST ONE WHAT HIS WISH IS. " I WANT TO BE GORGEOUS, AND SO GOD SNAPS HIS FINGERS, AND IT IS DONE. THE 2ND ONE IN LINE HEARS THIS AND SAYS " I WANT TO BE GORGEOUS TOO. ANOTHER SNAP OF HIS FINGERS AND THE WISH IS GRANTED
THIS GOES ON FOR A WHILE, BUT WHEN GOD IS HALFWAY DOWN THE LINE, THE LAST GUY IN THE LINE STARTS LAUGHING. WHEN THERE ARE ONLY TEN PEOPLE LEFT, THIS GUY IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF.
FINALLY GOD REACHES THIS LAST GUY AND ASKED HIM WHAT HIS WISH WILL BE. THE GUY EVENTUALLY CALMS DOWN AND SAYS
MY WISH IS TO MAKE THEM ALL UGLY AGAIN.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR LAST IN LINE CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED
I GOT YOUR BACK THERAPUTIC MASSAGE IS THE NAME OF MY COMPANY
YES IM A REAL MASSAGE THERAPIST
MY SOUL IS CALM
MY HANDS ARE BLESSED
THE LOVE THAT I GIVE IS IN TRUTH
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST ASK ME AND ILL GET BACK WITH YOU
BECAUSE IM SUITED FOR YOU
IM 5'9 235 LBS
NICE BUILD THAT IM WORKING ON RIGHT NOW
MUCH LOVE! GOD BLESS!!
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IM A MAN THAT HAS THE GIFT OF TOUCH TO EASY YOUR EVERYDAY CARES,
YOUR STRESS.
I AM A MAN THAT KNOWS THE TRUE GIFT THAT KEEPS A WOMAN HAPPY, AND
ITS NOT WITH SEX
IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU JUST ASK. IF IM WRONG JUST TELL ME
SO
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
( OR COULD IT BE SEX)
WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER WE ARE NOT TOGETHER,
WHEN WE ARE APART WE GET ALONG BETTER
WHILE YOU ARE AWAY FROM ME I'M SO LONELY AND SO UNHAPPY
LIVING TOGETHER FOR DAYS WE DON'T EVEN SPEAK
THOUSANDS OF MILES APART I CALL YOU EVERY WEEK
WHEN I CAN STAND IT NO LONGER I DECIDE TO WANDER
THEN COMPELLED TO RETURN BECAUSE
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
THIS MUST BE LOVES GREATEST MYSTERY
I DON'T WANT YOU ANY LONGER
BUT THE DAY AFTER I LEAVE MY LOVE GROWS, OH, SO MUCH STRONGER
YOU CURSE ME OUT TELLING ME TO GO AWAY
B4 I LEAVE, YOU BEG ME TO STAY
BUT I WALK OUT SLAMMING THE DOOR
SHOUTING I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE
THEN HURRY TO CATCH THE NEXT PLANE
WONDERING WHY I KEEP SUCH A DIZZY DAME
WHEN I ARRIVE AT MY LONELY DESTINATION
AFTERMUCH MENTAL STRESS AND AGGRAVATION
I GO SOMEWHERE AND REST FOR A WEEK OR TWO
THEN MY ACHING HEART LONGS FOR ONLY YOU
ANOTHER WOMAN NEVER EVEN CROSSES MY MIND
BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU IT'S LIKE DOING TIME
BABY, I KNOW I'M WITH YOU IT'S LIKE DOING TIME
BABY I KNOW I'M WRONG AND HATE TO BE SO MEAN
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE YOU; I CAN'T STAY
AND THERE IS NO PLACE IN BETWEEN
WHEN I CAN STAND IT NO LONGER, I DECIDE TO WANDER
THEN COMPELLED TO RETURN BECAUSE
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FOUNDER
(OR COULD IT BE SEX)
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the doorThere are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his %#&@$!.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the %#&@$! out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his %#&@$!.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .
12) The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry."
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14 )Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St . Taffy's.
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