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Originally from Camden NJ...I currently run my own business, I am an Auto Broker, I am also a Boxer. Music is my passion. I record and manage independent artists. I love to laugh.
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If music is the most universal language, picture me as one note.

If science has the most perfect language, picture me as MC2.

Since mathematics can speak to the infinite, imagine me as 1 to the first power.

What I mean to say is...one day I`m gonna grab your love, and you`ll be satisfied...
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And ladies......

Remember..If it happens once it will never happen again... But if it happens twice.....It will always happen.

Enjoy your journey!!!
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TOP 15 PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH BLACKPLANET:

1. GAY RECRUITING!!!! IF THE PAGE DOESNT SAY GAY...KEEP IT MOVIN...SPIDERMAN WAS THE GAY SUPERHERO.... (THE WHOLE SHIRT OFF THING IS FOR THE LADIES)

2. WOMEN THAT SAY "RESPECT ME, I`M A LADY",COME AT ME CORRECT....AND THEY GOT A FLICK OF THEM WINNING THE BIG BOOTY, MISS APPLEBOTTOM, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT CONTEST AT THE CLUB...(BOO BOO THATS NOT LADY-LIKE).

3. PEOPLE WITH THE PICTURES OF A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES, RAIN FALLING IN THE BACKGROUND, JAHIEM PLAYING, THE WHOLE NINE...NOT ONE PIC OF THEMSELF (WHAT!!!)...IF I WANTED TO SEE JAY-Z AND T.I., I WOULD GO TO THEIR WEBSITE...IS IT JUST ME??

4. MARRIED WOMEN, LATE NITE CHATTIN...CLAIMING THAT THEY ARE HAPPILY MARRIED OR INVOLVED, JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, OR MY FAVORITE, NETWORKING...NETWORKING MY AZZ...AT 3 AM, UNLESS U WORK AT A SEVEN-ELEVEN..I DON`T THINK SO..SOMETHING AINT RIGHT AT HOME.

5. ONE LINERS...THANK YOU, TY, THANKS, ME TOO, REALLY???...BROTHAS, IF YOU EVER GOT THIS..IT IS A NICE WAY OF SAYING...THANKS BUT NO THANKS...STOP STALKING!!!!

6. PEOPLE THAT CLAIM TO BE HOLY, WITH SCREEN NAMES LIKE....AZZ4DAYS, SOFTANDWET, LICKITSTICKIT, TRUFREAK...GOT THE NERVE TO HAVE FRED HAMMOND PLAYING IN THE BACK, TALKIN BOUT NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT..TO WHERE? THE CLUB?

7. PEOPLE...I HAVE FOUND THAT IF A PERSON CAN'T SEE WHO THEY ARE TALKING TO(A PIC OF YOU)..ITS HARD TO GET LOVE..I MEAN REALLY WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO HOLD A LONG DRAWN OUT CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE ATTRACTED TO...SO SHUT IT DOWN UNTIL YOU GET YOUR CAMERA GAME UP...WE'LL "SEE" YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK.

8. ONE OF MY FAVORITES.....MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL, BLACK SISTERS..I LOVE Y`ALL...BUT "THICK" IS NOT A SIZE 20...AND "THICK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES" IS A MATTER OF OPINION...IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHERE YOU FIT...ASK YOUR GIRLS, BEFORE YALL HIT THE CLUB...YOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT THAT CATSUIT BACK...(KEEP IT REAL, JUST BCUZ IT STRETCHES, DOESNT MEAN IT WAS MADE FOR YOU MAMA) SO TIGHT, IF YOU LOOK FROM THE SIDE YOU CAN SEE BODY HAIR.

9. PEOPLE WITH THE OUTDATED FLICKS..OH, THAT WAS ME IN THE 10TH GRADE, STILL GOT BABY TEETH IN THE PICTURE...DAMN, UPDATE YOUR SH**. (YOU DON`T HAVE ANYTHING MORE RECENT THAN YOUR CAP AND GOWN PIC, AND NOW YOU'RE IN YOUR THIRTIES).

10. PEOPLE WITH THE BIG COLLEGE DEGREES, AND EVERY DAMN WORD ON THEIR PAGE IS MISSPELLED....I GUESS THOSE ONLINE COURSES AINT CUTTIN IT..LOL..BETTER ENROLL ON CAMPUS...TRYING TO SMOKE WEED, WATCH THE BABY, ARGUE WITH THE BABYS DADDY AND STUDY.

11. BROTHAS, MUSCULAR IS NOT A BEER BELLY AND BABY OIL ON YOUR ARMS AND CHEST...THATS A FAT GREASY N*GGA...AND YA`LL KILL ME WITH THE JAIL POSES..YOU KNOW, THE KNEEL DOWN JOINT WITH THE CO IN THE BACKGROUND...C`MON, YOU COULD HAVE USED THE CLUB FLICK WITH THE BIG CRISTAL BOTTLE ON THE BACKDROP AND HOLDIN UP 40 DOLLARS IN ONES WITH ABOUT 10 OTHER NIGGAS, LADIES TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS YOU.....

12. THEM DAMN CELL PHONE PICS OF YOU HOLDING THE PHONE IN THE PICTURE AND ITS ALWAYS IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR(GHETTO AS HELL, JUST TOOK MINE DOWN..LOL)

13. AND WHO IN THE HELL TAKES A PICTURE OF A DAMN PICTURE? TOOK A PICTURE OF A PHOTO IN YOUR HOUSE, AND POSTED IT ON YOUR PAGE. THAT MAY BE THE ONLY THING WORST THAN THE CELL PHONE PIC.

14. THIS IS A CLASSIC!!! YA'LL READY? I SAVED THIS ONE FOR LAST...LADIES STOP TAKING THESE PICTURES WITH THE NICE SEXY DRESS ON, HAIR DONE UP ALL NICE......AND IN THE BACKGOUND IS THE NASTIEST SIGHT YOU EVER WANT TO SEE!! YOU GOT A PILE OF CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR, DISHES STACKED IN THE SINK, GARBAGE FALLIN OUT OF THE TRASH CAN, AND YOUR 2 YEAR OLD WITH A DIRTY DIAPER ON IN THE BACK MAKIN KOOL-AID....GIRL IF YOU DON'T CLEAN UP THAT NASTY ASS HOUSE...I'M CALLIN SOCIAL SERVICES!!

15. JUST IN!!! WOMEN WHO SAY "DO NOT LEAVE NASTY COMMENTS, YOU WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE"..WHAT IN DA HELL DO YOU EXPECT, WHEN EVERY PICTURE OF YOU IS A BACK SHOT WITH YOUR ASS OUT..LADIES IF YOU WANT BETTER..DO BETTER!

STOP THAT LIST:

1. Rims, a system and tint on the windows......and NO INSURANCE!

2. Is it me, or do all your friends get new cars income tax time, and lose them by the summer. Gotta hide it in your garage from the repo man.

3. You are 30 years old, and still sleeping in the same bedroom you grew up in.

4. Why do all the old cats in the club look like Dolemite? They the only people I know that can make that old a$$ Easter suit fit for like decades.

5. Stop goin to church sunday fallin out, when you were just pissy drunk in the club throwin up last night. Talkin about lord if you get me thru this, I promise I won't drink no more.....(until saturday)

6. Wait until you get the pink bill, with the disconnect notice, and still call to make payment arrangements. (You wanna put sumpn on it).

7. I just seen this one: A Bar-B-que in the front yard (countreee)..guilty of this one, bar-b-que in the projects (ghettoooo)..Aint nothin fly about grillin outside a nasty a$$, run down apt building (got a nerve to hire a dj).

8. At the slots wit your bill money......Ballin!!!!

9. Fo children, and six baby daddies ( oh youz a ho)

10. Cheap weave, and why in the hell does that glue smell like rubber draws. In the club smellin like Bath and Body Works and weave glue.

11. Why do white folks call them Hair Stylist, and we say "the girl that does my hair"..Cuz thats Keke, and she does hair, sells weed, bootleg dvds, steals outfits from the mall and gives that back to school special, babysits, sells her food stamps and collects a welfare check. Damn!!!...

12. And oh this one, dudes that say i'm self-employed...I'm a producer, nigga sittin in a bedroom at your mommas house smokin weed and makin beats for your homies doesnt put you in the music bizness. Clue: If it aint payin the bills, not a business....Get a real job!!! Or dudes that say I own a landscaping business, no nigga you own a lawnmower, and you ride around all day in a pickup harrassin people with tall grass...Hell, in that case so does every teenage boy in america, and they get good grades...(Do you hear little girls goin around sayin, "I own a babysitting business"....Grow up, It took you 30 some years to figure out you wanted to cut grass the rest of your life.

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