swissmochachino

Happy Valentines day! Love is in the air so answer your phone today. It may be the love of your life trying to get a hold of you or it may be somebody trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.

I am trying to learn the difference between extending grace n playing myself.

Before you DM me ask yourself if you can hold 2 big azz legs in the air while stroking cuz I ain't helping.

Make him fall in love with your vibe, then sprinkle a lil coochie on him lol

My hobbies include drinking wine n throwing sarcasm around like confetti.

This working from home thing is getting out of hand. I just called customer service n heard some damn body frying chicken!

Grown women don't do drama. We shop a lot, listen to R&B, drink wine, n take trips.

I just want to start over from scratch with a new stomach. I messed this one up lol

I was watching a Dr. on tv n he said in order to feel good about yourself, finish things that you've started. So, I finished my opened bottle of Chardonnay, n guess what? He was right. I feel great lol