WHAT`S UP! my name is Tay.
I am the coolest female you will
ever know or meet in Chicago or any place else.
I am of self respect, dignity and morals.
(Note: I am a Lady not a girl.)
First, I give all HONORS and PRAISES to my heavnly father, who I try with all my heart to keep the head of my life, the one who has kept me from birth to now. I will also like to give honors to my family and chruch family.
You are Psalms.
Which book of the Bible are you?
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ABOUT ME!
1.) I am 5`6
2.) I am 25 years old
4.) I am a Jesus Freak A.K.A Church Lady
5.) last but not least I am a Lady who will ride with her man no matter what.
What I look 4 N a man:
Just be honest and truthful and I believe everything I want and need from a man will follow.
-Perfect- You`re the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you`re rare. You`re
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend`s friends and be silly. You don`t
care about presents or about going to fancy
places. Hell, just hang out is good enough. You`re just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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To all the good Fellas,Males,and Men who always hear
Women,Females, and sometimes ladies say that all men are no good.
I got something I want ya'll to do.
Look at them and laugh.
You want to know why? If they were true women,females,and
ladies they would know that in the mist of bad they would find good.
Fellas I got ya'll. Ladies just in case you didn't know good men exist read this poem intitled:
GOOD MEN
Good men are indeed all around us.
they are walking the halls of schools,
walking the malls,even walking pass you.
some females don't know there are good men,
because they have a false perception of them.
Some females think good men are suppose
to be flashy and rich or have a face like
"Denzel" but good men don't.
Ladies you find out that a good man has your back,
than a man who makes you turn your head.
A good man doesn't agree with every thing you do or say.
A good man doesn't tell you things you want to hear.
A good man won't degrade you to prove that he is right.
A good man is not going to meet everything on your checklist.
A good man is a human with flaws and faults.
A good man is his ladies number one supporter.
Don't miss your blessing by falling into the myth that all men are no good.
GOOD MEN DO EXIST!
Fellas as females we go through a lot of stuff in life that is just part of life. I believe we go through all these things because of Eve(you know who that is! Adams' wife)even though God told Adam not to eat from the tree of life, his wife, that women, the P U S S Y convinced him to disobey and eat from the tree.
Now, it's time for the Ladies( you know I wasn't going to forget us)
I want all the fellas to read this story it is titled
WHY WOMEN ARE CRANKY
Along with budding boobs, we bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies. We have to wear little mattresses between or legs or insert tublar, packed cotton rods in places we never knew we had. Our next little rite of passage is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod pushed up your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it`s off to motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don`t spend the entire day leaning over brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are, we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steady kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we`re having Rosemary`s baby. Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze. When the big moment arrives, the dame in our blessed nether regions will invariably burst right in the middle of shopping, and we`ll waddle with or big cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it`s huff and puff and beg to die while the Obstetrician says, please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar, calm down and push wanting a strong, well deserved impulse to punch the bastard square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole. After that, it`s time to raise those angels only to find that when all that cute wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking, jabbering wet,gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.
Now, the grand finale menapause,the grandmother of all womanhood. It`s either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned buds or the forementioned nether regions or sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask why women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy including the icing on life`s cake: being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks... Now I love being a women but,womenhood would make the great Gandi a tad crabby. women are the weaker sex. yeah right, bite me.
