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I'm always chasing ass when I need to be chasing titties. A naturally big breasted woman will always make my mouth water.

This woman and I who have been facetiming one another for some weeks (maybe three) scheduled to meet twice and BOTH TIMES sickness befell a family member -- on the same EXACT DAY(s) we were supposed to meet. The second time it was her. She got mad at me for not reaching out to check in on her. I was blunt; I told her that I didn't believe her. I don't believe in consequences like that. The thing that I don't tolerate is being "stood up" on multiple occasions.

I think I am building myself the perfect woman. One of the women I "like" has big titties and is a cook, one of them is short, with thick legs and can throw down with the outfits, and finally the last has a little ass. All of them are older. And all I am is the friend zone dude to all three. Smh 😂

Wearing masks has caused a whole new arena of catfishing. Above the masks (the eyes) women be bad. Below the masks, women still have those banging bodies. But UNDERNEATH the masks ... pure vomit inducing ugliness. Lady, I love you better since I can't see your stache.

Since I've turned 39 years old, I'm already doing 40 year old things. ... Such as going to bed before 12:30 a.m. and being up by 7 a.m. smh

I was having a twitter engagement with a few people about the difference of cost from eating out and grocery shopping. I forgot that peoples habits aren't like mine. I can grocery shop on a smaller budget because 1) I eat to live, not live to eat -- meaning I only eat once a day for the most part and 2) I haven't been fortunate enough to have a larger salary to have a larger food budget.

Over the years, I have had people tell me that I should be preaching, especially after I give one of my "sermonettes." Mostly, I just have a gift of writing (speech writing) and scriptural/literature comprehension. I don't, as of this writing, see myself leading a "flock."

A guy on Twitter asked the question why women gravitate to taller men. An answer that pops up often is, "I don't want feel as if I can break him." Smdh. 1) Women, you are closer to the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man than the Statue of Liberty, you're too damn soft to think you're going "break" anybody. 2) You all need to be unleashed from the mental shackles of your weight. You always believe that you're weighty. Most times you're not.

This elderly woman who visits this spot that I've been at recently said to me, "your wife sure 'nuff know how to dress you." My reply, 'I'm not married.' Her: "Good Lawd."

So this is a BBL surgery. Ladies, logically tell me why you all feel the need to make your behind from 1 to 2 when 1 is already good looking?