thick-n-happy What's up? - December 13, 2009 add/view comments (0)

No picture, no response!!!

WANTED: A PERSONAL TRAINER TO HELP ME LOOK LIKE THIS AGAIN!!!

If you live in Africa there is no way you could possibly help me out, and if your poor mom or sister are sick in Africa, please contact the Dikembe Mutombo Foundation @ http://www.dmf.org/, they should be able to help you out.

Seeking: Individual trainer or ventriloquist, one who is determined, driven and blessed with the ancient art of tomfoolery to help me reach my goal or his. Individual must know when to lie to me and tell me how fantastic I look even when they aren't seeing the desired results. How hard can this be people?!!

If you think you can handle these perilous tasks and will trade services like a full body massage or take government cheese or peanut butter as payment, please apply within. (If you have been told in the past that you are psychotic, please ignore this page as I am even more psychotic than you could ever be, therefore you will always be second best.... and I don't do second best.... so please go to the next girl.) BTW, please ask yourself "What kinda sense does it make to ask her to see a full body picture when you have no pictures posted?"

If you don't think you can do all or any of the above tell me, what can brown do for me?

(I will not respond if you do not have a picture posted, so don't bother asking for my email address... unless you are Ben Wallace or Dwight Howard or are similar in their likeness, meaning 6'5" and over... among other attributes... :D ) I know, I got issues.....

:D Holla!