Hey there! Thanks for stopping by! A little about me. My name is Valerie (do NOT ask me my name, I won`t tell you again!). I am 35 years old and live in Bellflower. I have lived in Bellflower for 6 years now, a transplant from INGLEWOOD!!!!!!!!!! my favorite place in the world. LOL I have three children, ages 17 and 13, as well as a newborn baby boy born in March of this year (2009). I am a BIG girl. I do know the difference between thick and fat, and right now, I have surpassed thick. When I first became a member of BP, I was thick. Over the years, that has changed, I have morphed and become LARGE. My page has been deleted over the years for various reasons, mostly people putting nekked pics of themselves in my guest book, so I have had to create new pages. In doing so, I have opted to keep as much of my original name (thickazzlegs) as possible, so people I have kept in contact with via BP can find me. So, that is why I have not changed my name to fat as hell, or some sh!t like that.
You wanna know more about me? I work in Long Beach for a CPA firm doing accounting and bookkeeping. I am an avid reader, lover of music and arts, and a firm believer in sleep. I`m a pretty laid back type of person. Just don`t piss me off. I love laying in bed and watching movies before I go to sleep. Some of my favorite movies are: Carlito`s Way (the original one only), Brown Sugar, Monster, The Five Heartbeats, Crash, Purple Rain, Love Jones, Raw, Delirious, Love and Sex, Cruel Intentions, Bugsy, Donnie Brasco, The Price of Kissing, Indecent Proposal, Training Day, Intersection, Paid In Full and Less Than Zero.
Ok, now we get to the nitty gritty. Why am I on here? Let me answer that for you. I get bored as heck. I am nosy. I love looking at people`s pictures. It`s still entertainment right? LOL Anyway, I am NOT on here looking for love or a quickie, and there is an issue I must address. Black Planet is NOT a dating site. For all of you who don`t believe me, look at the top three tabs. One says "Community", one says "Jobs" and lastly we have "Love". That`s right, there is a SEPARATE tab for love, because Black Planet is not a dating site, however, if you are interested, it does give you that option. So, I am on here for entertainment and conversation. I do not date, mainly because of my kids, and my time constraints. If anyone has anything interesting to say, feel free to let me know what`s on your mind. Or just let me know you came by to check out my page. Whatever`s clever.
The kind of MAN I prefer is one (and I stress one) that is honest, has a sense of humor, respectful and on time. I like a man with a nice smile and nice thick dark eyebrows too. Now, you may be wondering why I am giving this info up, since I am "not looking for love". Let me put it to you like this, I would love to have a million dollars, however, I am not looking for it. If it finds it`s way into my lap, wallet or bank account, I`m not complaining. Have you ever gone to the store (be it grocery, drug or clothing, whatever) and went in for something and saw something else you liked and bought it? That`s going in for one thing, (looking for one thing) and finding a nice surprise. Maybe you saw something on sale and didn`t know you wanted it until you saw the price tag. LOL You weren`t necessarily looking for that other thing, but you`re damn sure happy you saw it out of the corner of you eye. Anyway, enough of my philosophy. I just want things to be clear.
Did I mention that I love music? :) Some of my favorite artists are (but not limited to): Steely Dan, Angela Bofil, LTD, George`s Duke and Benson, Teena Marie, John Lennon, Journey, Earth, Wind and Fire, Rachelle Farrell, Donnie Hathaway, Hall and Oates, Bobby Womack (I love Harry Hippie), R. Kelly, Mary J. Blige (her older stuff), Monifa, Ice Cube, Heather Headley and Alexander O'Neal.
What does your birth month reveal about you?
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Your Results:
March
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.
Enough about me. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask. If you want to see more pictures of me, you can go to www.myspace.com/inglewoodmami. OR.... you can visit my other pages Die_BP_Die or princess-for-u. For those of you that ask about my name and not having a picture of my legs on here, I also have a cameo on my girls page. Her name on here is prettywhitethiz. I'm in the picture gallery with her. I don't have any pictures of myself on my new computer, except for the ones I've been able to take with my camera phone. My arms are only so long so they are usually from the neck up! LOLThe picture at the top of this page is the most recent one of myself.
One more thing, I was an English major in college, and while I still have a lot to learn, please be respectful enough to use proper English and correct grammar. I can`t tell you how many notes I have received that I can`t decipher. Don`t get mad if I don`t respond to your note, I just couldn`t understand it. And PLEASE please please know how to spell. I know typos happen when you are typing fast and I may have some on my page, but sh!t, proofread the stuff you send, please. Illiteracy is a HUGE epidemic that needs to be further addressed in this society and I do not possess the credentials (yet) to help you out. I can tutor for a fee, but if you are interested in conversation, we have to be able to communicate. :) Have a nice day!!!
P.S. If you'd like a few extra dollars in your pocket every month, check out the following link. I'm not promising to make you a millionaire, or put thousands in your pocket, but it is FREE, and it can help pay SOMETHING!!! lol
http://hits4pay.com/members/in dex.cgi?misspimpval
I am smarter than 46.46% of the rest of the world.
Dumb Test ***UPDATE: 08/25/08 - I don't use this site a lot, but if I see I have a new note or friend request, I'll log on.
