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Colleges and Universities

Welcome to my page. I would first like to thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy your stay. To quickly tell you about myself, Im a cool guy that likes to conversate and meet new people. I have been employed at the same job for the last ten years and I am very independent. If you would like to chat and get to know more, drop me a few lines...


I never understand why women place so much emphasis on height? I can't figure out why they say all the good guys are taken and they have such an superficial want that's that silly. I can only imagine the fury I would face if I'd posted in my profile that "you must wear a C cup or bigger!" or some such nonsense. Anyways, just a thought!

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Los Angeles, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however,

a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back

down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework,

and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


What I want is someone who is cool to be around, has to have a sense of humor, and someone real true to themselves and honest. So if you are a real woman, then drop me a note and we can talk.