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Hey folks, what cha know good? I cannot believe I have been a
member since 2000. Shoot, I was a member of BP when people were
using it for a dating service, now they charge you! My how times
have changed.
Before I start, I wanna say YOU KNOW YOUR A HOOD RAT WHEN... 1. Your outfit came from the $12 dollar store. 2. Your child`s name ends with Tay, Sha or Tra. We know the names Kenitra, Deontay, or Kareisha. 3. Your trying to find somebody who is buying/selling food stamps (ebt card). 4. You wear black eyeliner as lip liner and the bulk of your make-up at the beauty supply store. 5. You go in a building and you have fought more than half the people in the room over your boyfriend Ray Ray. Let me say this, I love to meet new people, but brothas, please don`t send me photos of your love stick, bare behind, or nappy chest! FIRST OF ALL, WHAT KIND OF FLAMING FOOL DO YOU MEN ON BP THINK YOU ARE FOOLING WITH? THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING ALL OVER THE STATE OF MICHIGAN CHASING POO POO, SO THE ANSWER IS NO! I TRAVEL FOR MY MUSIC, AND THAT IS IT! Things that amuse me, pacify me and makes me felldamn saucy!!! Silly movies, a great independent film, old school jazz, merlot, and strange but true, I LOVE REALITY SHOWS! SO SHOOT ME! Who wouldn`t watch the FLAVOR OF LOVE, and get addicted. CD that I am feeling right now? Third Eye Open, hey are a group of poets from the Detroit area. Check them out! www.thirdeyeopen.org Let`s just say a lot of old school you know like Earth, Wind and Fire, Donny Hathaway, Cream, Blood Sweat and Tears, I love all kinds of music!! "Things that make me wanna apply for a gun license..." WHEN PEOPLE MAKE UP STUPID NAMES FOR THEIR CHILDREN! I WAS AT THE STORE WITH MY KIDS BUYING PENCILS WITH THE NAME ON IT. OF COURSE SOME BLACK KID WAS STANDING THERE FEELING LEFT OUT BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS TREVEANTE". LET`S REMEMBER, ONE DAY THIS KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GO OUT IN CORPORATE AMERICA, WHO ARE NOT OF COLOR TEND TO MAKE FUN OF THESE NAMES! FOR THE GENTLEMEN...WHEN YOU ARE OUT AT THE CLUB, NEVER ASK A WOMAN WHAT KIND OF DRINK SHE WANTS, BIG MISTAKE!! THAT CHEAP HEFFA NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN WAS DRINKING FIVE O`CLOCK GIN ALL NIGHT BUT ONE YOU OFFER TO BUY A DRINK,SHE WANT TO DRINK TANGERAY OR HENNESEY! GO TO THE BARTENDER AND ASK HIM WHAT SHE WAS DRINKING AND SEND IT OVER TOO HER! WHEN MY PEOPLES CARRY ON!! IF YOU DON`T KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THINK ABOUT A COOK OUT IN THE HOOD AND WHAT PISSED YOU OFF. NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN IT WAS SOME DRUNK AZZ COUSIN OR NOISY LONELY BUTT AUNTIE PUTTIN ON HER NICCA SUIT!! JUST CARRYING ON TALKING ABOUT YOUR NO GOOD DADDY, YOU GETTING PLAYED BY THAT GIRL OR HOW YOU ACT JUST LIKE YOUR SORRY AUNT THELMA!!! JUST CARRYING ON! BLACK PEOPLE TALK TO THEIR CHILDREN IN THE STORE AND PINCH THEM ON THE SLY WHEN THEY MISBEHAVE. NOT NIGGAS,NIGGAS MAKE SURE THE WHOLE WORLDKNOWS THAT THEY DISCIPLENE THEIR CHILDREN! THIS IS HORRIBLE BUT THIS REALLY DRIVES ME NUTS...HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND YOU SEE A WHOLE FAMILY WALKING! I MEAN SOME HARDTIME FOLKS, THE OLDEST KID IS ALWAYS PUSHING THE STROLLER, THEY HAVE ALL THEIR SHOPPING BAGS IN THE STROLLER, AND THE SORRY AZZ DADDY IS WALKING RIGHT ALONG WITH THEM!! BUMP THAT, ME AND MY HUSBAND BOTH WON`T BE WALKING!! HE WHO WALKS WALKS ALONE!! IT IS MY UTTER BELIEF THAT MEN OVER 75 HAVE WORMS!! I HATE TO SEE OLD DUDES WITH CHICKS MY AGE, DISGUSTING! CHICKENHEADS MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL!! THINK ABOUT IT, LADIES , MEN MESS WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, BUT THERE PHUCKIN` TEMPER! BROTHA`S SAY NO TO CHICKENHEADS! WHEN I GO TO THE STORE TO GET ME A BOTTLE OF HOOCH, AND RUFUS THE CRACKHEAD COMPLIMENTS ME AND TELLS ME HOW FINE I AM, THEN TURNS RIGHT AROUND AND ASKS, "DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?" MAN, I WATCHED PURPLE RAIN THE OTHER NIGHT, NOW I LOVE THAT MOVIE, DON`T GET ME WRONG, BUT THAT WAS THE WORST ACTING I HAVE EVER IN MY LIFE SEEN!! DID YOU GET A LOAD OF APOLLONIA SINGING "SEXSHOOTER" ? WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE GOT THAT PART, IT DAMN SURE WASN`T HER GRAMMY PERFORMANCE OF HER CROONING "I`MA SEXSHOOTER, SHOOTING LOVE IN YOUR DIRECTION"! LOL people on the BLACKPLANET with the freaknames, BUT NEVER EVER NO PICTURE!! DON`T YOU ALL HATE THIS! SOMEONE OWES YOU LIKE TWENTY DOLLARS AND YOU ARE BROKE, YOU SEE THEM OUT SOMEWHERE BUYING SOME STUPID SHYT LIKE A BAG OF WEED OR SOMETHING, THEN YOU SEE THEM AT A PARTY YOU ARE SOBER AT CAUSE YA HOMEY SPENT THE $20 THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS ON HIS WEED!! MAN, I CANNOT STAND THOSE GHETTO, PO WHITE TRASH, TRAILER PARK HOOCHIE MAMA I AM TOO FAT OR TOO SKINNY TO WEAR THIS OUTFIT, I SLEPT WITH YOUR MAN AND YOUR SISTER, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE DADDY IS HOOKAS THAT THEY FIND FOR THESE TALK SHOWS. FOR YOU LADIES...AIN`T NOTHING WRONG WITH DOUCHE`S. REMEMBER, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SPRING RAIN TO FRESHEN UP THE FOREST! :) HOODRATS THAT ARE ALWAYS AT A PARTY TRYING TO SMOKE AND DRINK OFF SOMEONE. ALWAYS WANT TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SMOKE BUT THE LAST ONE TO PUT IN ON IT!! THE FIRST ONE THE THE HENNENSEY BOTTLE, BUT AIN`T GOT A DOLLA TO HOLLA!! THAT JUST MAKES ME MAD!! Guys that talk that I DON`T EAT SWINE SH**, and PORK IS BAD STUFF, then turn around and ask me "YO, YOU WANNA HIT THIS BLUNT AND THIS GIN?" People who name their children after liquor. (example Remy and Tequila) TWO UGLY PEOPLE KISSING!! THAT IS SOME SCARY SHYT!! LADIES HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A MAN WHO KNEW HIS TALLYWHACKER WOULD NOT RISE TO THE OCCASION, HOWEVER THIS FLAMING JACK AZZ STILL TRIED TO DO WHAT I CALL THE "TUCK". THEY KNOW THAT SHYT AIN`T HARD BUT STEADY TRYING TO PUT IT IN AND IT IS STEADY SLIPPING OUT!! OOOOO, I HATE THAT,THEN THEY PLAY WITH THE %#&@$! ON THE SLY SO YOU WON`T SEE THE ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE OLD TWIGS AND BERRIES!! ONE WORD "VIAGRA"!! When men have the nerve to call me in the middle of the night and ask the two most retarded questions known to man.."HEY GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING AND WHEREYOUR KIDS AT"!! You might as well say what you mean, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY!! MAURY STILL SHOWING THOSE DANG "ARE YOU MY BABY DADDY" SHOWS. I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THOSE WERE WEIRD. seeing people in those cheap azz outfits from the neighborhood beauty supply store. I REALLY HATE TO SEE THE COUPLES THAT MATCH! children kindergarden age who knows every song on the radio, but who can`t recite there a b c`s!! OH YEAH, BY THE WAY, I REALLY GET A GOOD LAUGH OFF SOME OF THESE NAMES THAT THESE PEOPLE ON LINE HAVE. 2_MUCHBOOTY_N_DAPANTZ, mrmorehead, nookie_licker2000, da_coohiekilla, aw man, I could go for days!!! Your results: You are Mystique
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