I'll make you laugh and laugh at your jokes; I'm honest, bright, pretty damn good in the kitchen, in excellent shape, and I'm a load of fun to hang out with. I'm very active and love the outdoors. I'm an excellent travel companion. I'm passionate, intelligent, confident, and someone that can make you laugh at everything, nothing and most importantly, yourself.
I am extremely loyal (You know, the kind of friend you would call to help you bury a body in the middle of the night... no questions asked!)
I'm looking for someone smarter, funnier, and better looking than I am (I'm tired of being the pretty one, damn it!)
I want a smart, sexy, lecherous woman with high self-esteem and low morals.
My perception of an ideal relationship:
Communication, appreciation, trust, passion , laughter, tenderness, playfulness, serenity, impulsive, blah blah blah... isn't this a rather stupid question? Don't we all usually say the samething? I mean, no one says 'I want to meet a woman that can't express herself, is ugly, dresses like a slob and will hate my dog.'
Seriously, I would like to meet someone 35-45, in good health/shape. Must have not only a great sense of humor but a sense of the absurd. Intelligent, affectionate, ambitious, sexy, etc. Creativity a plus but not required. Should be easy enough to find... right? ...right?????
