BPChicksRWack

I¿m just looking for friends¿

Fellas, when you see chicks who say this on their page, THEY¿RE LYING!! If they were ¿just looking for friends¿, why is it a prerequisite for you to have a photo in order for them to respond to you? And y¿all don¿t give me that ¿I want to see who I¿m talking to¿ bullshyt! That¿s tired! The TRUTH is they¿re lookin¿ for mates, and hope to have a ton of dudes respond to them in hopes that at least one of them is a hottie. It¿s all a numbers game! ¿How many guys can I get to jock me!¿ Don¿t believe the hype!

I have a boyfriend/husband, but here¿s what I look for in a man¿

WTF is this shyt?? Why would we givva dayum what you want in a man if you¿re already taken? Is he that bad a mate to where you have to advertise yourself on the internet? What they¿re doing is satisfying their perverse addiction for attention! They thrive off the numbers of loser men who compliment and/or try comparing themselves to their interests. Chicks like this are str8 up NO GOOD!! Leave them clowns alone!

I¿m not your average chick; I love to laugh and have fun¿

Well no shyt? I could¿ve sworn you¿d be the type that actually enjoys being depressed and miserable. And I didn¿t know so few people in the world didn¿t like to have fun. WHAT SANE HUMAN BEING DOESN¿T LIKE TO LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME? As if you¿re special because you tend to laugh more than the average person. Y¿all may want to be a little more creative in your ¿I¿m so special¿ descriptions. Seems to me you¿re just like everybody else. Take a creative writing class if need be.

I¿m a unique Black woman since I graduated from college and I have a job¿

OK¿ congratulations, but how many other Black women graduated from college? And how many of those women are holding professional jobs? Don¿t mean to bust your bubble (actually, I do mean to bust your bubble), but YOU¿RE NOT THE ONLY BLACK WOMAN IN THE WORLD THAT HAS A COLLEGE EDUCATION!! Quit walking around acting like you¿re royalty because you managed to earn something that tens of thousands of other people managed to get too. It would be different if you were one of the first Black women to be nominated to the U.S. Supreme Court, or the first Black female CEO of a Fortune 500 company, or the first Black female military commander. BUT YOU¿RE NOT! And if you were, rest assured you wouldn¿t be on Black Planet! There¿s nothing wrong with being proud of your accomplishments, but a college degree or a corporate job doesn¿t make you a pioneer for Black women, nor should you expect to be treated as if you were!

I keep it real¿

Anyone who says this is the fakest person you¿ll ever meet! ¿Real¿ people don¿t have to advertise or promote the fact that they¿re honest! One will know that you¿re ¿real¿ by your actions, not by what you say. Chicks who say ¿I keep it real¿ run away from them as fast as you can!

I¿m white, and I LOVE Black men¿

White chicks on here are somethin¿ else. Their only reason on this site is to fulfill the fantasy that¿s portrayed in the media¿ that Black folks are monsters in bed! Or they¿re POed with their parents and want to piss them off even more by bringin¿ a brotha home for dinner. My brothas, chicks like this are DANGEROUS! They¿ll be all up in your shyt, but when they¿re done with you or you piss them off, they¿ll be calling their uncle Ned from the Sheriff¿s Dept to come put you away for 5 years on some bullshyt. Chicks like this you need to watch like a hawk¿ they¿re up to something!

I love Jesus, Jesus is Lord¿ look at my big azz¿

Someone please explain this to me¿ you preach the gospel, yet at the end of your page you have a picture of your azz and cleavage? Make up your mind¿ are you a prophet or a prostitute? Then some have the nerve to have their kids in the mix! I¿m sure Jr. will be proud to see that! ¿Yea, this is my mom¿ yea, that¿s what I came out of¿ yea, WTF is she doing?¿ Don¿t say anything when he/she gets teased to the brink of insanity when all of their friends see your sorry ass on the web lookin¿ like a grotesquely overweight Victoria Secret reject. Have you no shame?

This is for the all the haters¿

Correct me if I¿m wrong¿ but a ¿Hater¿ is someone who makes false or malicious accusations about you, be it through jealousy or envy, with hopes to make you look bad and make them feel better. If you flirt with married men and someone calls you a homewrecker, worships and/or sleeps with multiple celebrities and calls you a groupie, have unprotected sex with random men and calls you a skank and A THREAT TO SOCIETY, profits from sexual favors and calls you a prostitute, they are not ¿hating¿ on you¿ they¿re telling the TRUTH! Stop living in denial! Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you know the rest.

I¿m light-skinned (which makes me hot by default)¿

What¿s the deal with these chicks who marvel over the fact that they¿re light-skinned? The first thing they mention on their pages is ¿I¿m light-skinned¿¿ AND?? Like we¿re supposed to worship the ground you walk on because your parents had jungle fever? As if the world owes you something because you¿re cute? Y¿all need to kill that noise! This goes for all y¿all who act like your attractiveness is a right of passage to be wenches.

FYI: hot chicks who act like this are that way because they never had a reason to develop a personality of substance due to their looks. They¿ve been programmed since adolescence (via the media, family, strangers, etc.) that their looks alone will get them what they want. They¿ve been given everything (friends, jobs, academics, material items, legal advice, etc.) their whole life based solely on their looks alone. While the average Jane has to develop a personality in order to move her way up the socioeconomic latter, a hot chick¿s physical features act as her only tool for socioeconomic prosperity, not her brain.

Keep that in mind the next time a hot chick acts like you need to pay a fee just to look at her. She may be cute, but I bet she can¿t think herself out of a paper bag!

I don¿t need any drama¿

Okay, this is by far the biggest lie next to the ¿I¿m just looking for friends¿ shyt. EVERYONE KNOWS A CHICK¿S LIFELINE IS DRAMA! If a woman doesn¿t have drama in her life, she¿d go insane! Why do you think chicks go for the thugs, street punks, and bad boys? It ain¿t because they¿re so cute¿ they bring DRAMA to the table! Their reckless lifestyle is exciting to them, and they always have to have something to complain to their girlfriends about! If they don¿t have anything to complain about, they¿ll get bored, fast! That¿s why nice guys make good friends but bad lovers¿ hot chicks can confide and complain to them, but can¿t get the excitement and unpredictable behavior like they can from thugs and bad boys. So if you want a hot chick to ride your nuts, you have to bring drama to the table. You can even be a ¿good¿ guy, but if you can¿t give her something to complain about, you may as well forget it!

If you hate BP so much, why are you on here?

OK, read my name one more time¿ BPChicksRWack not BPisWack! This just show how self-centered and arrogant y¿all are. I recall news articles, games, clubs, ect. that you can participate in on here. Basically, THERE¿S MORE TO THIS WEBSITE THAN LOOKIN¿ AT YOUR SORRY AZZ!