Second verse same as the first,lil` bit louder and a lil` bit worse!!!
What it be like Black Planet this is the man known as CntStopWntStop(Can`t Stop Won`t Stop for those with no diploma) with ANOTHER page for you tired Mil-Town females,goldiggers,fake gold wearin` a$$ thugs and anybody else who make Milwaukee AND dating in 2004 a living hell.Now on my 1st page I was a lil` too focused on the women in Milwaukee and all over and you know I just got a crap load of notes about that...
"Now why you talkin` about the ladies like that we all ain`t bad,ya`ll ni99as ain`t no better"
Imagine gettin`THAT note 10 TIMES a day!!!
But let me get this straight right damn now,the things I expressed to you people on my page(s) are all TRUE,I don`t make this stuff up these are things I been through so besides gettin` mad at me for puttin` you blast why don`t you just ummmmm let me see.....STOP DOIN` THE STUPID SH!T YOU DO!!!
But then again I been gettin` notes like this....
"whats good wit u? I love ur page... u had me laughin at ur crazy self"
-tall_n_sexy1
"Your whole page made me laugh that sh!t is so true.I be going through peoples page cuz i don`t wanna wirte nothing dumb on mine, and they write the same shit"
-BabyKay
"I must say before I began reading your pageI was going to ignore your note simply because you have no pics.Believe me that`s a must on Bp. BUT Reading your page you had my laughing the whole time. You are funny and to be honest you seem cool az hell. I`m glad you are showing interest in me and maybe we can talk sometime"
-DONT_LEV_ME_WET
"You is CRAZY!! I would love to be your friend! What part of Wis. are you from?You seem like a realcool person to be around! If you have time, please holla back!"
-homegurllove
"hey u real cool. u make a lot of good points, i hate them fake ass thugs, they r funny though. come holla at ya girl sometime."
-21st_Babygirl
"i like your page it is the truth and to me your page should be on the front of the news paper cause you are real about yours"
-jordanfinnest04
I would just like to thank each and every one of you that sent me notes of love and respect I greatly appreciate it all THANK YOU!!
But you know what everything isn`t ya`ll fault,I`ll admit us men bring some of the drama on you also(SOME not ALL)so let`s focus on them shall we......
Ok first of all I got to go straight to the latest trend of men right now...(*sighs*) THUGS!!!,WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS?!!,why do EVERY guy in Milwaukee think they hard?,you ain`t hard!,you ain`t NUTHIN!!,just becuase you know the G-D handshake don`t make you no thug my grandmnother know that damn handshake!,I already gave the test on my 1st page and if you failed at least 5 or more of those questions you ain`t a thug you a FAKE!!
Whatever happen to the romantic men in the world you know,the ones that come to a womans` house with flowers and candy,opening doors,complimentin` you on your eyes(even if they are contacts),always willing to sit down and listen to your problems,always askin` the lil` questions that can go so far like "How was your day?","Baby how are you today?","What`s the problem boo?,is there anything I can do to make things better?",WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?!!,what happened to full body messages,makin` a bubble bath when she get off work,kissin` and messagin` her feet,pleasin` her in and out the bedroom,lickin` and kissin` those special places(you KNOW what place I mean),and just keepin` her happy WITHOUT spendin` money yes,it is possible...
But nawwwwwww ya`ll wanna mess it all up for guyslike me huh?,ya`ll had to act like some true IDIOTS!!,ya`ll had to let ya pants sag like a sh!tty diaper,smellin` like Newport 100s or a damn Black n` Mild,listenin` to rap music all damn day actually thinkin` you can do what they do(you know and I know half the sh!t they say they NEVER did),and on top of all that call men like me weak a$$ ni99as but let me tell you something,just because me and the other sweethearts of America are not thugs don`t make us any less of a man than YOU are,just because I don`t have 1,236,798,9876,984,687 tattoos on my body don`t make me a punk,just because I never been to jail and would rather have my college degree don`t make me weak.a REAL man stands his own ground and don`t let others think for him,a REAL man lets` his true feelings show no matter what someone else thinks and if you front like you hard and you ain`t afraid of no one when you really soft as a marshmallow then you`re NO REAL MAN.
But you know what....it all falls on women again,you see if you didn`t go ga ga over losers like this then they wouldn`t be around so much would they?,I mean you want a thug and a sweetheart PUT TOGETHER,so you want someone that looks like Avant with a 50Cent mentality???,BUZZ!!! not gonna happen!!!!,you have to pick and choose boo and damn near ALL of you are pickin` 50Cent.So what is it about the thugs you like?,nappy a$$ hair?,gold up rotten a$$ teeth(NASTY),or the spinning rims??,AH HA! SPINNING RIMS!!...
Yep it must be that cutlass candy painted,white interior,tinted windows,stero system that makes everyone deaf like a 60 year old woman,and them damn SPINNING RIMS aka Sprewells aka Hoe Getters and that`s what they do GET HOES! Any self respecting woman wouldn`t think material bullsh!t like that can maintain a relationship could they?,well let`s find out in the "Am I a goldigger?" test....
1.If you think drug dealing is a actual 9-5 hard working,pay off,clock in clock out job then YOU A GOLDIGGER!!!
(Drug dealing ain`t no damn JOB,if I can`t put it on tax forms then it ain`t sh!t,that`s something you do if you have a family to feed and wanna make ends meet but half of ya`ll don`t even have kids so YOU`RE LAZY!!)
2.If you think when guys that approach YOU on the bus are beneath you cause they`re on the bus,meanwhile you`re on THE SAME BUS??,YOU A GOLDIGGER!!!
(WHO IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE SOMEONE CAUSE THEY`RE ON THE BUS?!!,YOU ON THE BUS SO WHY CAN`T THEY TRAMP?!!)
3.If you think cause a guy works at McDonald`s he ain`t "bout nothin`" and all you do is sit at home 24/7 gettin` fat watchin` paternity tests on Maury then guess what boo....YOU A GOLDIGGER!!!
(If you ain`t gotta job don`t knock the next man that do cause he gets a check every 2 weeks and you gotta wait every 1st and 15th)
4.If you think `cause a guy has gold teeth he a "balla" then guess what a$$hole,YOU A GOLDIGGER!!!
(Ugly ni99a+gold teeth=money??,WHO THOUGHT OF THIS SH!T??,what if he lives with his mom or ridin` the bus wit yo a$$ what then??)
5.And last and certainly least,if you get all wet,moist,damp,flodding,splash waterfalls OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! make love to me excited over SPINNING RIMS then guess what jacka$$,YOU A GOLDIGGER!!!
(Who said they was his?,he could be borrowing the car from his guy or brother and was just looking for car hopping trash like you for a one night hit n` quit,you and fell for it hook,line,and sinker)
And now something I did on the last page and no I`m not done....
DOs and DON`Ts of Black Planet Members!!!
It`s cool to give shoutouts and all you know nothing wrong with givin` props to friends and family but DO NOT give shouts to ALL YO FRIENDS AND THE WHOLE DAMN FAMILY!!!!
I mean damn some of ya`ll just keep it brief then some of ya`ll go wayyyyyyyy too far with the sh!t.Ya`ll give shoutouts to God,mom,dad,brother,sister,uncle,aunt,cousin#1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 thru 10,000,yo dog Spot that died when you was 4,yo 1st girlfriend/boyfriend,yo 1st crush,the mailman Harold who mails the checks before the 1st,everybody on a 1st and Burleigh to 1,000th and Burleigh ,tha hoe who tried to check youabout yo man and got her a$$ beat but ya`ll cool now,Bobby Brown,the first ni99a/girl you had sex wit eventhough it lasted 2mins.50sec.,EVERYBODY ON SPINNING RIMS,yo token white friend who always willing to co-sign for ANYTHING you buy and talks to the police when you in trouble,yo probation officer who smoked weed with you last night and forgot about your urine test,that girl you had a one night stand with and bailed out on when she went to sleep,Baby aka Da #1 Stunna,that jumpdown who hooked you up when you broke up wit yo man and he made it feel "all better",and if I forgot you don`t be mad I got a lot on my mind.....yeah I bet you do like STUPID SH!T.
It`s ok to say you a lil` freaky in the bedroom and willin` to please yo man,but DO NOT go over the extreme with the sh!t:
"I`m the freakiest b!tch on BP,I take it from the front,back,and a$$crack,I`ll suck yo d!ck,I`ll kiss any girl that wanna holla and lick her up and down,I`ll suck yo friend d!ck too!,I love gettin` trains ran on me,I love havin` a lesbian orgy,and I`ll f#@k yo dog if I think he cute!!!"
Then ya`ll really get ignorant and say this: "But I`m not a hoe."
what?!!,WHAT?!!! did you say you NOT a hoe?!,ARE YOU F#@KIN` KIDDING ME?!!,I`m surprise yo easy a$$ even got walls left after all that f@#kin`.
Ok I said it before and I guess it`s not sinkin` in...
THICK(Buffie The Body,yes that is her REAL a$$,thanks pimpbook.com)
FAT(I don`t know or care who this is)
I know ya`ll are in denial about ya weight but just come out and say what you are after all:
"Fat b!tches need love too Craig!"
-Day Day from "Next Friday"
Make sure to talk at least 60% of ENGLISH on your page so the ones not up on ebonics can understand just what in the hell you`re talking about!!!,everyday I see this sh!t:
"Wazzup 2 all my ni99az N my bytchez this B datni99a doin it bigg on BP,lookin fo dat ni99a dat can do me right,CLASS OF 04 RUNNIN DIS BYTCH!!!"
....what?,class of 04???,who let yo retarded a$$ graduate?
I know some of ya`ll might disagree with what I say and just think Imma guy from Milwaukee talkin` sh!t but you have to admit these are things we see everyday but we never comment on it `cause we see it so much that it becomes normal and routine,and we really can`t spek our minds anymore America `cause of overruling authority figures tellin` us not to say this,not to say that,but we can`t let things like that bring us as people down `cause if we can`t stand up to our fears then we`ll divide and fall which is what`s happening on this planet known as Earth,I know God must be lookin` down on us in shame,after all he gave up his life to ensure ours and his beliefs and we do we do to return the favor?,we wage war on one another for supremacy over a Earth to belongs to NO ONE but him.And this goes out especially to my black people,our ancestors struggled and survived 400 years of slavery and if they were alive today they wouldn`t like the things they`ll be seeing right now,we kill and disrespect eachother,and that`s NOT what we`re on Earth for.My beautiful black people let`s come together as one as was intended,let`s end this disease known as hatred towards one another and love eacother as was intended,let`s embrace eachother instead of erase eachother,let`s make Martin King,Malcolm X and our ancestors who withstood 400 years of oppression happy that they sacrificed their lives for our freedom and let`s especially make that God looking down on us smil