Da_Young_Squada

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WAYS TO TELL YOU FROM CHICAGO

1. If you`re mad as hell that Jew-town no longer exists

2. If you ever bought CD`s and socks off the Redline.

3.If you go to the taste & dont eat sh!t.

4. You owned a Tweety Bird towel jacket.

5. If you ever used "Joe" more than onetime in a conversation.

6.You know who Marquita and Pookie are from the Awakenings.

7. If you go to the local restaurant and order 6 wings with extra "mild" sauce on the fries and a pop(Harolds Chicken #456, J&J Fish, Uncle Remus).

8. You know what the word "juke" mean.

9. You went to "grammar school" not elementary school.

10. You drive to Indiana to get gas.

11. You knowat least 1 person R. Kelly done tried to holla at.

12. Fellaz- If you tryin to holla at a girl and you shout "Yaa Yaa".

13. Ifyou ever said"On Larry Hoover"or "On King Neil".

14. You know what Sweetest Day is.

15. You hum the tune to bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet.

16. You onlygo to a particular Harold`s cause thats your spot (71st Dan Ryan).

17. You used to do the footwork.

18.In grammar school, yo spot was "Club in the mix"(Westside) and "The Route"(Southside).

19. Your favorite events of the summer are the Tasteand the Bud Billiken Parade.

20. You use to love that song by 3piece.

21.You think D.J Chip isthebest D.J around.

22.You rememberBaller Click, Dynasty,and all them other clicks

23. When you don`thave nothingtodo on a saturday night in the summer time u go down to the Lake front

24. and finally,when the bulls use torun it,and we`d win achampion ship. ride`in all ova (stoney island) or downtown blowin ya horn Go Bulls.




SINGLE LADIES BEDTIME PRAYER



NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP

I PRAY FOR A MAN WHO WILL NOT CREEP

ONE WHO`S HANDSOME,SMART AND STRONG

AND ABLE TO ADMIT WHEN HE`S WRONG

ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS

AND ONE WHO DOSENT DISSAPEAR FOR WEEKS

I PRAY THAT HE IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED

AND DOESN`T CLAM UP WHEN ANNOYED

PLEASE SEND ME A MAN WHO WILL OPEN MY DOOR

PULL OUT MY CHAIR,AND WANT TO DO MORE

SEND ME A MAN WHO`LL MAKE LOVE TO MY MIND,AND KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE HITS FROM BEHIND

ONE WHO`LL MAKE LOVE TILL MY BODY`S TWITCHIN`,AND BRINGS ME FOOD WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM THE KITCKEN

I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,AND WILL NOT TRY TO SLEEP WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS

IPRAY THIS PRAYER IN JESUS` NAME

OH,BY THE WAY LORD DELIVER ME FROM WEAK GAME

I WANNA THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

NOW I`LL JUST SIT AND WAIT,FOR I KNOW YOU`LL

SEND HIMBEFORE ITS TOO LATE



AMEN