Dark_Gabel

Hello all, thank you for visiting my page. I know that it has taken me a while to get it together, but forgive me. Anyway, let me tell you about me. I am 24 and I attended school at NC State University. My major was biology. I am going into business for myself and in a few years, I plan on having several. I want to be paid and with God`s help, it will happen. I am not married, no kids, no drama, just me. I love all kinds of music, rap, R&B, jazz, no country music, alternative at times. I am beginning to get into some older R&B, like Al Green, Patti, Marvin, just the old school. It has a more real and genuine sound to it. As far as rap, my fave is LL, always has been, always will be. Jazz, Waymon (sp) Tisdale. I just love music period. That is about enough about me. Any other questions, hit me. Next you will see something that I put together, I am not foul nor do I come off this way, just having a little fun. Check it out, tell me what you think.





[female reporter]

The definition of sex varies with many people

In search of a few ways to define it

we asked actor/comedian Mr. Dolemite his definition of sex

And his response was..



[Dolemite]

Baby, sex is just like puttin money in the bank

Once you take it out, the interest is all gone



[female reporter]

Then we asked Black Planet star Dark_Gabel his definition of sex

And well *clears throat* according to the Prince of Darkness..



[Gabel]

Here comes Gabe the mack/ the sex maniac/

Bring on the honies and you can`t restrain me back/ from ff..

.. nah I better not say the whole word/

So uhh, let`s just say I make Whoopi like Goldberg/

Cause I wanna make you sweat/ get you wet/

Perform a miracle in this love duet/ see baby

I play the game like Keno/ plus I know the

Scent of a Woman better than Al Pacino/

And when it comes to girls I show no mercy/

They lick me on the chest and say, `To hell with Hershey`/

Now it`s time for me to lick that body/

and this is no Ordinary Love, ask Sade/

Baby you`re bound to perspire/ when I use

the nipples on your breasts just like a pacifier/

Honey please/ keep your body at ease/

And let me see what I can do with those 34 C`s/

I plan to lick your bellybutton my dear/

and let my tongue walk downstairs...yeah downstairs/

The way that I plan to put this chocolate syrup to use/

I`m gonna wake up in the mornin with a hairy sweettooth/

And now you`re under my spell like a magician/

Abra-cadabra, good sex and I have ya/

laid out, waitin for a big treat/

I`m not the Ku Klux Klan but I stay under sheets/

And when it comes to sex, yo I`m the illest/

Plus I know more Diff`rent Strokes than Arnold and Willis/

I make you feel what`s rea/l

when I break the headboard down like Shaquille/

Then bend over doggy style and just watch me/

ride yo` black ass like I was in a posse /I`m the on/ that gets the job done/

My mattress have more bodies than Al Capone`s, gun/

When I get through givin you mine/ uhh

Girls be callin me back like *69/

So come on over here hottie/ let me just

`work that body, work that body`



Uh-huh, uh-huh..

Straight like that..



Aiyyo

How many real niggaz out there like to have sex/

C`mon, let`s catch some wreck/

I said how many real niggaz out there like to have sex/

C`mon, let`s catch some wreck

and say SEX (SEX!)

Say AND MORE SEX (AND MORE SEX!)

Say I LIKE IT (I LIKE IT)

And say I LOVE IT (I LOVE IT)

Say I NEED IT (I NEED IT)

Say I EAT IT (I EAT IT.. WHOAHHH SHIT)