Man_Law69

UPDATE: It's been a few minutes since I've updated my message so here I go!

Everything's good and it's almost 2012 and its gonna be a GREAT year for me!

Oh and as you can see I'm a Soldier in the US Army reserves, trying to help do my part and protect our way of life in this GREAT country we live in.

Here's a real azz quote, "Before we can change the world, we have to change ourselves."


NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM


DISCLAIMER: If you're coming to my page then please read the "MAN LAWS" and enjoy your stay!! It's only me clownin'! So enjoy and if you're in any way offended; I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!! LOL No but seriously, if you're offended, Starbuck's is now offering my special blend of "SHUT THE F*CK UP" AND "WHO CARES" served piping hot! So have a Grande on me! LOL It's all love!

Also, when u respond to me, PLEEZ, PLEEZ, PLEEZ, NO ONE CLICK NOTES!! I SERIOUSLY HATE THEM and usually just delete them!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program....

Hey what's goin' on? Just droppin' by the Planet and checkin' out how ya'll get down on here!

A lil' about me, I'm 6'1 195lbs with an athletic build and I'm Jamaican/Cuban. Don't expect to hear any accent other then the occasional "BOOYAHKAH, BOOYAHKAH, rude boi or bombaclot...!!!!" LOL I grew up in the durty durty down in Texas! I love to workout and stay in shape! I don't smoke or drink. I love to cook but love to eat even more! I try and stay active by working out, playing basketball, sking and I just got my new snowboard equipment so it's on for next season!! I also love to travel and no i don't mean from one part of town to the next! I mean from one country to the next! if you don't have your passport, GET IT!!!

Look here, I've been all over the world, mostly at tax payers expenses lol, via the US Marine Corps, but i have to tell ya it's a beautiful thang to see the world and how other people live! I've been to Canada, Mexico, Jamaica(Of Course) Germany, Italy, France, Spain, Australia, Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, Netherlands(Amsterdam) and Norway.

It's not as expensive as you may think either! Follow the advice of NIKE and "JUST DO IT" wit yo scary azz!!

So that's it for now but I thought I would include on my page the Offical Rules of Man Law! The reason for this is to let all the fellas know that this is for real even though it's been unspoken LAW since the beginning of time! Ladies, this by no means is meant to offend but I gotta tell ya that if I see one more page with Maya Angelou's "PHENOMINAL WOMAN" on it, somebodies gonna get hurt! LOL Every woman ain't PHENOMINAL just like every man ain't a DOG!!! REAL TALK!!

And lastly but certainly not least, before u get on BP, MYSPACE, FACEBOOK or countless other sites and decide to air ur durty laundry, be prepared to have several rolls of quarters! Think people! It's not and I repeat, ITS NOT that serious!

So with that being said, I give you-

MAN LAW!!!:


1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
(c) After wrecking your boss' car
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game
(e) When she is using her teeth

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddys birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boys choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue Closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they love to watch sports must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly just a friend have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas??" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!?", gets an PS3. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

29. If your out in a club and your boy is in your face talking to you and his breath is kickin' like Bruce Lee...it's your obligation to A)Offer him some mints or gum, subtly or otherwise B) Tell him!! or C) Walk away! Plan and simple!!

There you have it! The HOLY GRAIL!!! So it's been said, now it's been written!!! MAN LAW!!!