TheChef69

NOVEMBER 4, 2008 Vote OBAMA for President!

I have moved!!

I have moved out from 1 Beggers Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the
corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home.

My new address is Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the
corner
of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer will I allow myself
to
travel on Begging Peter to Pay Paul Route, located at a Dead End
Intersection called I Don't Have, it connects with Borrowers Junction.

I no longer hang out at Failure's Place, near Excuses Avenue, next to
Procrastination Point. I've moved to an upscale community called Higher
Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to succeed.

Look at me, Each day that I'm awake, I am thankful that I'm a product of
my
new environment, all of my clothes are tailor made, I'm dressed in
life's
finest, let me introduce you to them : Devine Favor, Conceive, Believe,
Act
on Faith, Be Persistent, and Always Be Prepared to Achieve.

Life is good because God is good!! Care to change your address? There
are
many vacancies!




First off I wanna give God all the glory for allowing me to see another year. In 2008 things are going to be alot different. So if you are bout dat, %#&@$! with ya "A" game. .............Hello Ladies I like to cook, entertain, and travel. I will return all notes. Higher priority for those with pics. I want to empregnate your mind, in hopes of you giving birth to Understanding! Women luv to have a variety of men in one man. I am 4 men all in one. 1. I`m the "DOCTOR" that tells you to take off your clothes. 2. I`m the "DENTIST" that tells you to open wide. 3. I`m your "HAIRDRESSER" that will ask you if you want it teased or blown. 4. I`m your "BANKER" if you take it out too soon, interest is lost.




Black Woman Cake

NEVER FORGET!

THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A GOOD WOMAN.

Subject : BLACK WOMAN CAKE
I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to
see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.
2 cups of intelligence
1 cup of sugar brown
(Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound)
Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste
A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race
(You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own, that's why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone)
I am adding butter cause she must be smooth
2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool
I must add eggs so she can reproduce
(Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too)
I think I'll add a little salt, to balance her out
And a dominant profile, to show she has clout
For a responsible woman, I'll throw in some yeast
(So she'll swell with juices, when I'm ready to feast)
I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
Turn it to 360 degrees, To balance out her mental state.

Now that it's done brothers, I won't share her wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black woman all by myself.
Good Black Women are indeed all around us.
We pass them on the streets, in the malls, in captivity behind the walls, and in the hall at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good woman really looks like. She usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. She might not wear a fur coat or push a Lexus. She might not have a "body by Fisher" or a face for " Ebony. " But as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turns your head.
A Good Black Woman doesn't agree whole-heartedly with everything you say. She doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. She doesn't have to declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada, yada, yada, she is (she won't have to...because it shows). She has her own opinions, and you may clash, but she doesn't have to degrade you to prove she's right. She evens admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same.
A Good Black Woman is not going to meet every item on your checklist. She is human with frailties & faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes. She needs your love & respect. She needs to feel that you don't have to catch her doing something wrong so you can declare "Aha I knew all along"
A Good Black Woman doesn't necessarily give you a huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in the ways that are comfortable to her. Don't judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy tale--for real.
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LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE


A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people
who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and
wished themselves away.

They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight
zone where there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.

At last, they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.
All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The
"NEW AMERICA" is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because
the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils,
a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great
difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man,
invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented
the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett
A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because
its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another
black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system
could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African
American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because
John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented
the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine
and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all,
you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they
would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented
the Postmarking and Cancelling Machine, William Purveys invented the
Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the
Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated
and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner
and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of
course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey
invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut
off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the
Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and
unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the
Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons! invented the Comb, Sarah
Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the
Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of
this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black
Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without the
contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work, Americans
have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks."

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass,
Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

PLEASE SHARE, ABUNDANTLY.

IF YOU DO NOT BELEIVE WHAT YOU'VE JUST READ ABOUT THE INVENTORS - GOOGLE IT !!!!!!!



This was one of many poems of which I found to be of my liking, written by David Farrar...........
The sweet taste of love
Still lingers in my mind
A succulent tasty morsel
A treasure worth its find

A wet and juicy fruit
That fills my mouth with joy
Like candy to a baby
An edible sexy toy

With nectar sweet as honey
A syrup of flowing silk
Like a bubbling kind of lava
As smooth as warm clear milk

It breathes with scented oils
Like a flower in the mist
And blossoms when caressed
By the feel of a lover's kiss

A dessert at its very best
When embraced with lots of love
And I can't seem to get enough
Of this treat I'm thinking of.






Listen to the echo
As it whispers in your ear
It's calling out your name
For all the world to hear

It's a message from my heart
Of words I swear are true
It stirs a gentle wind
And speaks of love for you


Just listen to the birds
For I dedicate their tune
It will rise the morning Sun
While making flowers bloom


And butterflies will dance
From the whispers in the trees
While rainbows fill the sky
To a delightful summer breeze


So listen with your heart
And my voice will come your way
And whisper words of love
I'll share with you each day

I am adding this on JUNE 21, 2008 I did not write it but I do like it!
Romantically and Patiently.
Take the time to make love to her mind
Fulfill all of her midnight wishes
Cover her entire body with soft wet kisses.
Tell her, so that she will know!
There is no place on her body your tongue won`t go.
And when you love a woman, you love her real slow.

How do you make love to a woman,
Passionately and Sincerely,
Let her Sweetness become your Weakness
Do not use just the %#&@$!(NEVER); But include your ear
Listen to the sweet sound of her moans and see what you hear.
Feel the warmth and care of her loving embrace
Place your mouth on hers and savor the taste.

How do you make love to a woman,
Sensually and Honestly
Say what you mean and mean what you say
Tell her that you love her, more and more with each passing day
Let all of the fantasies that dance in her head
Become her moonlight reality when it`s time to go to bed.
Kiss and lick all over her body until you find all her right spots
Touch and caress her soft skin and make her real hot
Mutual satisfaction is a lover`s plan
Love her, cause you are in love with her. She`s your woman and you are her man.

How do you make love to a woman?
Lovinly and Completely:
Love her until her Screams of Passion are all that you hear
*bleep* on her neck and stick your tongue in her ear
Hold her soft round breast in the palm of your hands
Let her sexual wishes become your loving commands.
Love your woman with your MIND,BODY, AND SOUL.
She`s the most precious gift on the Earth.
She`s worth her weight in gold.

How do you make love to a Woman?
There`s only one true way to start
To make love to a Woman, just give her your heart......


A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to see Him first to find her.

In the search for me, I discovered truth. In the search for truth, I discovered love. In the search for love, I discovered God. And in God, I have found everything.

BY Patrick Johnson

TURN ONS:

__________

T-Shirt & Panties

Nice Soft Lips

Sexually Aggressive Women

Protective Intercourse

Talking During Sexx

Ladies w/Class

Smooth Pretty Legs

Woman that take care of their kids

A woman's eyes, during an Orgasim, w/ oral



TURN OFFS:

__________

Bad Breath

Broke Women

Phoneys

Liars

DEAD Fish Smell (Downtown)

Stalkers (Don`t make me call you out)