TiredMan

I'm "tired" because I can't find a woman who can keep up with me...intellectually. Before I get any nasty notes, I am NOT "perfect," nor do I expect "perfection" out of women. However, I AM more disciplined than the average person, which apparently is a problem for those who lack self-control (and YES...I've already had MY turn in front of the mirror. LOL).

So where is this "Strong Black Woman" I keep hearing we men are so "intimidated" of? I swear, I am so TIRED of women claiming that there are "no real men" when clearly, the man who IS real is not the same one you want! I am TIRED of not being able to find a woman who can stimulate me intellectually or contribute to the expansion of my intellectual/spiritual awareness (I can have sex by myself)!!!! I've talked to too many women who are too fast to say "We Have Nothing In Common" or who are too easily put off/offended by my beliefs and/or differences of opinions...too quick to react emotionally to something I say (e.g., the fact that I think "ghetto-sounding names" for black children are stupid). That doesn't sound "strong" to me. In fact, it sounds like a lot of self-deluding bulls#it. Maybe its YOU women who can't stand a "strong black man?" Maybe you all aren't as "strong" as you like to believe if a few words, a straight-forward personality, and analytical intelligence turns you off. "Being Real" starts with accepting real people (anything more is hypocrisy). It's funny how the most mentally-limited and/or "God-fearing" individuals tend to be the most judgemental. And because I'm tired of the quality of women both online and in the real world, I'm going to make this so easy, even the most dim-witted of simpletons won't be able to misinterpret it. LOL!

WARNING: This page is about YOU, not me. Its also about thinking, not "feeling," so either make sense, or make tracks (and get an appreciation for truth in humor while you're at it). I am TIRED of THESE women, so if you fit into any of these categories, please refrain from contacting me, lest I put you in your place. I'm tired of...

...women who send notes asking "Where is Your Picture?" without knowing whether or not I can form a coherent sentence. Try focusing on who I am/what I have between my ears, not whether I measure up to YOUR standards.

..."exotic dancers." NO...you're STRIPPERS. Stop trying to give an acceptable title to a questionable profession. You are in the same vein as prostitutes, and just a step above pedophiles. and NO...I DON'T believe that you're "working your way through college (LOL)." If you are questioning me on this one, then your sense of morals is already so corrupt that you won't or can't see past them. Please do not read any further...it would be a waste of time for you.

...woman describing themselves as "independent," a "diva," or a "dime." Is it possible for anyone to be just themselves? Its played AND it sounds ghetto as hell! So you take care of yourself (and your kids)...WTF do you want...a Nobel Peace Prize? Try being something OTHER than what sounds "cool."

...Southern Rap...it did what white racism couldn't do...destroyed Hip-Hop. You call that "music?" Guess there's no accounting for taste!

...sisters with "blonde" hair. If I wanted a REAL blonde, I'd date a white woman! Throw away the peroxide...it's NOT cute, and (with respect to Beyonce) it doesn't belong in your head!

..."always positive" people. They're just as dysfunctional as "always negative" people (if our Creator hadn't mean for us to feel pain or cry, we never wouldn't have been given tears...something to think about. BTW, did you hear the one about the man who drowned in a bathtub...it was half-full. LOL ).

...them damned "invites" BP is always sending me. I'm not here to collect "friends!" Trust me, I have plenty (now if you want to talk something else...LOLOL). No, I'm not "bitter; I'm just putting the cards on the table so that YOU don't get confused. ;)

...women who say, "I'm hated on"/"Don't hate on me!" Please stop the ego-tripping...you're not THAT important!

...if I have to stare at another picture of a woman bending/stooping on the ground trying to "be cool," I'm going to hurl my lunch! You look like you're trying to avoid peeing on yourself...show some damn class!

...women who want an "educated bad-boy." THIS PERSON DOES NOT EXIST...GET OVER THE FANTASY! You won't find Tupac/50 Cent with a college degree (its too bad I can only speak one language, otherwise I would say this one in Spanish).

..."high maintainence" women. Only babies and houses are high maintainence--YOU'RE just selfish and greedy, and no man wants that (remember, there are more women available to us than men available to you, so choose your personality carefully)

...is there one woman left on earth who DOESN'T aspire to be a model? Christ Almighty...are there any women left who aspire to engage in a vocation that requires critical thinking (as opposed to "being sexy?" Believe it or not, intelligence IS sexy!!)

...women who say, "What you wont do, another man will." Who gives a f**k? You just need to know that I don't "do it"...THAT'S all that matters." So save your ghetto logic! LOL

...women who treat sports like a freakin' religion! A sporting event is just someone else doing their job. I simply don't care about what someone else does for a living, and neither should YOU. Unless you are part owner (which I seriously doubt), someone else's profession shouldn't concern you THAT much. Get a real hobby!!

...women who publicly proclaim "I'm a freak," or whose profile is loaded with sexual graphics--Since you have no modesty, don't expect to be the type of woman I might to bring home to meet my mother. Enjoy your role as a One-Night-Stand! Most of you are worse than a man...talk about sex on the brains...!

..."goofy women." A sense of humor is nice, but not all the damned time! Grow up...no one wants to play around ALL the time.

...women who want to drag me kicking and screaming to them corny-@$$ed Tyler Perry movies! Men do not like these flicks and we never will!

....black so-called "Christian" women/women who tell me "You Need Jesus!" Only a perfect person or a better person can tell me what I "need," and so far, I haven't met either. Going to church doesn't place you so high above the rest of us "mere mortals" that you can judge us, our beliefs, or our failings as not being as "good" as yours. Nor does being a "Christian" mean you will make (or find) a better mate.

...women who b*tch and moan about "not wanting to talk with married/involved men," when 90% of the time, those who are involved themselves don't even list it on their relationship status, or are "looking for something discreet (Can we say, "hypocrite?"). And on a related note, I'm tired of women who list their "turns-on's"/"likes" when it shows you're involved...WTF should we care what you like if you have a man (wouldn't your time be better spent getting closer to your partner rather than talking with strangers online?)?

...women who want to be "licked and liked." If you don't like the idea of a man c*mming in YOUR mouth, then why do you think its ok for a man to taste YOUR bodily fluids? And no...its "not different!" So please stop thinking reality is supposed to be like those idiotic Zhane novels (believe it or not, there are just some places where mouths are not meant to be). It's no different than a dog licking it's own @$$...GTFOOH. LOLOL

...bi-sexual women wanting a relationship with a man...silly rabbit! cl*ts are for men!

..."spoiled" women. Being spoiled is what you do to kids...grow up!

...women who don't whip their kids. Move over...let ME do it!

...women looking for "Prince Charming." Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, and Jim Jones were "charming" too.

...women on BP "for entertainment purposes only," but are here everyday...please, get a life, pay attention to your kids, and keep track of your man (whom I'm sure is also on here for the same "reasons"). LOL

...women in their late 30's/40's who still love partying...grow the hell up!

...women who don't read/can't hold an intelligent conversation...since you have nothing of substance to say anyway, just shut the hell up (No...being "cute" is not enough).

...women who think a "God-Fearing" man is of a better quality than simple mortal men or that marriage means relationship security...Two words: Juanita Bynum!

...women who ask dumb questions, then get bent out of shape when you give them answers that they dont like. This one is simple...stop expecting "correct answers" and expect the truth sometimes!!

...women who want to tell me all about the trouble they and their boyfriends/husbands are having. I'm not a bartender...and even more important, I don't give a rat's @$$!

...women who always say, "Any man who hits a woman is a punk!" Any man who lets a woman put her hands on him without checking her is a punk anyway. Try it with me and I WILL hit you back...and please, feel free call me a punk. Keep your hands to yourself...if you can pass a lick, then you can take one!

...women who smoke weed. Can you say, "Functional Addict?" (that means that you can still hold down a job AND be addicted..LOL).

...women who say, "I can be broke by my damn self!" And you think we need YOUR help spending money?

...and women who say, "You're boring." People who are easily "bored" simply lack the insight to appreciate the wonder in the small things...or lack the intelligence to occupy their minds WITHOUT "going out," spending money, or other such inane behavior. If you don't agree, just take this point as my being beyond you spiritually. LOL

...and if you're not laughing, then YOU probably violate one of these things I'm tired of! LOLOL
(personally, I like the quiet, book-reading, literate, doesn't drink/smoke/"party", intellectual type woman...yeah, give me "boring" all day long...the rest of you can keep that "high maintainence" bulls#it! LOL)