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Member Since April 14, 2005

Age 36

Gender Female

Last Login May 07, 2011

Location Hollywood, FL

Relationship Status Involved/Partner

Race Asian/Pacific Islander

Education Some College Coursework Completed

Primary Job Category Advertising/Marketing/Public Relations, Arts, Entertainment, and Media

Astrological Sign Libra

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ABOUT ME:

i DON'T answer "private" phone calls. i AM a label wh0re. warm towels after a bath soothes my soul. i'd rather text message than talk on the phone. i love folded potato chips. i have a taste for champagne on a beer budget. i don't like my hot food touching my cold food. double stick tape is one of THE best inventions, EVER. i'm a true libra, i need balance in my life. spending time by myself is one of my favorite things to do. i love my life. i have a CRAZY family (whom i love more than life itself), but only I can call them crazy, YOU CAN'T! most people think they know me, but they have NO idea. i believe that timing is EVERYTHING. i'm not an alcoholic, i'm just a lush... alcoholics go to meetings. i've NEVER got into a fist fight in my 30-something years of existence. i'd rather valet than park my own car, even if there's free parking. little aqua boxes with the white ribbon around it makes me happy. i have an icebox where my heart used to be. i only buy candy during easter (chocolate covered marshmallows are the bomb.com!). i've known my best friend since kindergarten and we're still kickin' it. if someone has to lose, i don't want to play. i'm so cool, even ice cubes are jealous. i talk in my sleep. i don't care if he doesn't put the toilet seat down. i love my friends, even the ones who have decided not to be part of my life anymore. i always leave before i'm left. i love to sneak in the background of random people's pictures and chuck up the dueces. my left boob is bigger than my right. men with gold teeth scare me. i only smile when there's something or someone to smile about. my hair is a reflection of how my day is gonna be. i'm a professional when it comes to self portraits. i love the smells of a struck match, coffee brewing, cookies baking, new clothing and babies. i'm pretty damn funny. i easily cry when watching mushy/sappy stuff. "this" is why i'm HOT.

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED:

*dictionary.com does wonders, CONVERSATE is NOT a word people! (the word is "converse", i.e. i would like to CONVERSE with you)

*spiderman is not the only one with "spider senses", we all have it... so use it. don`t "overlook" certain things.

*a man (or woman) is only as faithful as their opportunity.

*women will still give up the booty even though they KNOW a man is married or has a significant other.

*just because a tag says "one size fits all", it does not mean just that.

*it doesn`t matter how big your pencil is, it`s how well you write.

*men gossip worse than women.

*not all sushi contains uncooked fish.

*it ain`t my fault she can`t control her man.

*soulmates dissipate.

*nerds are cool, geeks are not.

*gold, silver, platinum, copper, bronze, diamonds, crystals or any designs in your teeth is not attractive.

*shoes make the outfit.

*things happen for a reason, there are no random acts.

*there`s a difference between confidence and arrogance.

* "if" a frog had a glass a$$, it`d break everytime it hopped.

*sunglasses should not be worn at night or in a nightclub.

*i would rather be hated for who i am than loved for what i am not.

*just because you make bad choices does not mean you`re a bad person.

*not all dogs go to heaven.

*women (and some men) claim to not want any "drama" in their lives, i disagree, i love drama, it`s what makes life interesting.

*people say, "money can`t buy happiness", notice it`s the poor people that say that.

*sometimes "thick" means downright fat.

*pimpin` ain`t easy.

*don`t let your mouth write checks your d*ck can`t cash.

*over confidence is a bi polar symptom.

*you can`t hit the jackpot without investing some cash.

*don`t piss on my leg and tell me it`s raining.

*beauty fades, dumb is forever.

*don`t go grocery shopping when you`re hungry.

*what`s good for the goose, is good for the gander.

*when you get the voicemail 3 out of the 5 times you call, it`s safe to say that s/he is "just not that into you".

*love like you`ve never been hurt.

*dance like nobody`s watching.

*work like you don`t need the money.

*eyes attract, but personality keeps.

*it`s not what you say, it`s how you say it.

if you have any questions regarding my experiences, please feel free to drop me a note.

.....aloha!

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