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WELCOME, Relax & GET INTO IT, Much love- Sharon



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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is

taking his/her sweet time:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren`t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, `Code 3 in housewares,`...and see

what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M`s on lay away.

6. Move a `CAUTION - WET FLOOR` sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department! and tell other shoppers you`ll only invite them in if

they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask `Why can`t you people just leave

me alone?`

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from `Mission

Impossible`.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say `PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!`

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream `NO!

No! Not those voices again`.

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD `We`re out of toilet paper in here!`



Now on to more sensible things lol..

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A true Lady I am



Remember, confidence and attitude effect EVERYTHING. You change, and alter your future. You can do anything you put ya dang mind to!



Oh yea, to really expand your mind, you have to decide that you are not going to be satisfied with what you have learned so far.

Keeping your mind open to different cultures, and music will really make this life experience much betta ;)



From Dallas, but stay in Nac, TX. Just work full time, as a manager for Nextel, and plan on finishing up at SFASU.



Some of the people I ADMIRE are: 2pac for his heart, jlo for her ability to entertain, and Denzel for his ability to change into different people through acting. And I dont know if Micheal did it, but I do know the impact that his music & dance has had on the music we listen to today.

Dont forget, laugh is good ;)



Just me bein me. I am taken, but that does not mean theres no room for friends.





>>OH, and on a serious tip, please please dont bring yourself down with any hint of racism. It doesnt pay. In Heaven, we are not going to be seperated by color or denomination. IF God intended to have robots, He would have made everyone the same.

Twenty five Virgo, scorpio risising Attending: SFASU Interests: me being in love with my baby who really knows how to treat a lady right