mr-chuckles

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whaddup b.p this is will c.j. and



i`m just chillin on my computer typin stuff. For those of you who don`t know me, i am an entertainer and i like to make people laugh and if i can do anything to do that believe me i`ll do it but please believe me there is a time to be serious, just not for me.

about me. i`m bout 5`10" i`m built and soon as i can upload my pics you will see that. I play basketball. I am a musician. I love music. I`m in tacoma washington, stayin on hilltop and i go to L.C.A.

i got a couple of jokes for yall and if you`ll look to your bottom left you`ll see two videos. WATCH THEM. they are FUNnY. If you want to watch them again just right-click and press play.



There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one

day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl

says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly

replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo

and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her

mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same

response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother

"Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?".

Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"



Shesays,"Because I licked theicing off thesofa".

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a

mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the

farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm

but the farmer can`t be found. So he drives the farmer`s Mercedes back

to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws

the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car

forward saving him fromsinking! A few days later, the chicken and

horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the

mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from

the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he

stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my `thingy`

and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to

safety.



The moral of the story:



If you are hung like a horse, you don`t need a Mercedes to pick up

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