sin4phun

JUST A LIL` JOKE!

A MAN DECIDED TO HAVE A FACE LIFT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
HE SPENDS ABOUT $5,000, AND HE FEELS REALLY GOOD ABOUT THE RESULTS.
ON HOS WAY HOME, HE STOPS AT A NEWSSTAND AND BUYS A PAPER. BEFORE LEAVING HE SAYS TO THE SALES CLERK, "I HOPE YOU DON`T MIND ME ASKING, BUT HOW O;D DO YOU THINK I AM?"
"ABOUT 35" WAS THE REPLY. "I`M ACUTUALLY 47" THE MAN SAYS,FEELING HAPPY.
AFTER THAT HE GOES INTO McDONALDS FOR DINNER. HE ASKS THE ORDER TAKER THE SAME QUESTION, TO WHICH THE REPLY IS "OH, YOU LOOK ABOUT 29".
THIS MAKES HIM FEEL REALLY GOOD.
WHILE STANDING AT THE BUS STOP, HE ASKS AN OLD WOMEN THE SAME QUESTION.
SHE REPLIES, "I AM 85 YRS OLD, AND MYEYESIGHT IS GOING. BUT, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THERE WAS A SURE WAY OF TELLING A MAN`S AGE.
IF I PUT MY HAND DOWN YOUR PANTS AND PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS FOR TEN MINUTES, I WILL BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR EXACT AGE".
WITH NO ONE AROUND, THE AMN THOUGHT, WHAT THE HELL, AND LET THE OLD LADY SLIP HER HAND DOWN HIS PANTS.
TEN MINUTES LATER THE OLD WOMEN SAYS,"OK, IT`S DONE, YOU ARE 47".

STUNNED, THE MAN SAYS, THAT WAS BRILLIANT! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

THE OLD WOMEN REPLIES," I WAS STANDING BEHIND YOU IN McDONALDS!"



IT SHOULDN`T TAKE DEATH!
2 APPRRECIATE LIFE......
sin4phun AKA semaj23


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