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IF YOU'RE JUST ROLLIN THRU TOWN ON VACATION OR FOR BUSINESS FROM ANOTHER STATE OR ACROSS AN OCEAN, I REALLY DON'T NEED A PEN PAL OR A BOOTY CALL, BUT THANKS. Hey don't blame me, someone told me to say that! I've been browsing thru pages on here for a minute and I have to say it's pretty entertaining the differences in some peoples' pages. Someone told me I came across as "standoffish". I guess I am in a way. Just picky, that's all. I am too happy of a person to deal with madness so I tend to have a short attention span sometimes when someone irritates me. Sorry, k? The messages that we women receive sometimes are a trip too. the "when can we hook up" comments and we've never even had a conversation.. that's called, auto delete. Be nice, dangit! I crack up at the "I'll move to be with you". Um, ok, you gonna pay my bills too? JUST KIDDING! I'm really not on here to try to find a soulmate. It's the internet. Come on now. I look at it like this, if I do meet someone to sweep me off my feet then God meant for that to happen and I'm not opposed to it. However, I'm cool with myself right now. If I'm old enough to be your mama I don't know why you're hitting me up but thank you for the compliments, I'm flattered. But um... yeah, no. Can you at least be old enough to be bigger than my son? If I constantly decline your invite to chat, it's more than likely because I'm at WORK and didn't see the instant message. Oh and did I mention I'm probably at work? Like um.. working. If you know me, you know how to get ahold of me anyway. Ok ok.. one more thing and I just HAVE to add this - for both men and women on any webpage, not just BP - before you take a picture of yourself, even tho you look all cute and stuff... turn around!!! For goodness sake, clean up the mess in your room behind you before you click that camera phone. Also, for all of you who love bathroom pictures (I know, have one too)... if you're going to take a picture of yourself in the mirror - CLEAN THE MIRROR FIRST!! I don't want to see your nasty toothpaste splatters. Eww. Ok, now I'm done. I so crack myself up sometimes, please don't take all of this seriously but pay attention to my point.
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