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10 THINGS BLACK FOLKS SHOULDN'T DO..... 1. Visit a tanning booth. I do not care how light you are, tanning is not an activity listed as acceptable for African Americans. If you are that light, buy bronzing creme. 2. Outline your lips with black lipliner. You are not white.Your lips are big enough already.There is no need to call attention to them. 3. Leave the house without using lotion. Ashy is not a synonym of sexy. 4. Skip a day...Your body chemistry is different from that of white folks. Use deodorant. Funky is only good if it's a bass line in a song. 5. Have three or more babymamas/daddies. It's not cute and it's confusing. Ladies, if you do, at least give them all your last name. The mailman and the folks at school will be extremely confused otherwise. 6. Bring back the Jheri curl. Its hot, its messy, its not cute. 7. Call your family gathering a picnic. You got the email, you know where the word came from. Besides, if you haven't been picked by now, it ain't gonna happen at your family reunion. And if it does, it's illegal in most states and causes the offspring to have unnecessary and unsightly physical and mental defects. 8. Drive a car that is worth more than your house. 9. Wear leather in the summer. You are making me sweat just looking at you. That goes for you too kracka! 10. Put on cologne without showering, bathing or washing up first. You stink. Refer to #4 to determine the acceptable types of funk. I'd like to thank Our God, Black Planet, All respectable Parents.....and all of the bad, good and ugly people that I have met on the planet for shaping my wonderful world. Sexy people we will soon meet!

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