dawolf303's Blog

 I went to a club last weekend an while standing in line a see this little guy in plaid pants. Talking loud enough for people to hear..."Im VIP in this Motherfcuker!! CAPPADONNA don't stand in line!" and he didn't he went straight to the front and walked in. While I waited in the cold to pay $10. I finally got in an once I checked the sence I could already see ol dude hitting on some Latin women striking out. I laughed an moved on. Later on in the night Im tring to get a beer an I get bumped by..CAPPADONNA. "Watch out slim" Im thinking slim? Your skinnier than me! He's already got one drink tring to order a second? I think to myself this dude's is wallying-out of control. Either way I keep my distance. Move ahead I see him on stage dancing with some big girls. This dude's the life of the party, While most are just shaking there heads at him he seem to not care. So I don't either. But with a hr. left in the night something happen cause I see Mr.DONNA being carried out by Secunity? All the while Yelling that "I've been kicked out of classier joints than this hole in the wall!" I stayed an party awhile longer. As I headed to my car, noticed Mr.Donna talking to Mr.Earl outside his car. An I thought that Ol' Player needs to call it a nite.

When I was 10 I was the waterboy for the mighty(PAL)Redskins. It was important for me to get water to the player during timeouts and cheer the team...so 23yrs later I dust off the bottles and revisie my role as a waterboy. I was videotaping the games but I was on the opposite side of the field and didn't fell like I was part of the action. So for the last 3 games I was probably the oldest waterboy in Pee-Wee football history. It was fun to do an it got my mind off of things that were stressing me out ( like my job and some people I knew) An it was fun seeing these kids who could barely get the ball snapped (let alone run a play) come within One play of going to the championship. I just glad I was able to be apart of that. An I like to think my Water had a hand in our success. LoL

I was lucky enough to help out with my friends pee-wee football team. I hung around enough to earn some jobs. Hydration Leader (water boy)Tech-form Instrutor (tackling dum-ee) and Confidence builder team leader (cheerleader). One day in practice we decided to split the team in half, Me an Coach Lang decided to play all time QB. Once Keith got tired I was inserted to run the offience. So nothing like getting in the huddle and having eight T.O.'s saying they want the ball. Some how I got alot of guys the ball doing different things. Like pitches and hand-offs to different guys. But the 2 plays that will stay with me are these two:

Play one: were at the 10yard line about to score. I call a pass play 10 yard out. My main concern is a kid name Isreal. He plays hard and hits even harder. An seeing the only protection I have is plastic kid helmet that ISN'T subpose to use in contact sport. So the ball is snapped an I roll-out to my left. I can't find 1st kid. Find the 2nd kid I throw the ball, but once its thrown I get drilled in the back with a helmet ( its Isreal) I see that my receiver (rico) caught it and scored. I then try to not show that im out of breath and hurting. But yet I stay in cause I know I have health insurence. Moving on.

2nd Play: Pratice is about over an its 4th down an 10. An my receivers are dropping the ball. Agggh! So I draw up a complcated play thats not going to work but who cares lets run it. I got three kids going out. 1st thing 1st find Isreal. He's on my left side pointing and talking smack. (A 13 yr old telling me Im going down, great) So I know not to go left or my ribs are going to be broke. I tell WB playing my RB to watch an BLOCK Isreal. I snap the ball an I look to my left,I was tring to throw it to this tall kid (covered by the other tall kid) I immediately roll to my right. At the corner of my eye I see WB blocking Isreal time is ticking! I told the other two to go deep. While running I find one...covered. I think I see the other receiver. Stop. An Throw it (maybe 30-40yds)It leaves my hands,I get drilled in the back AGAIN! But I keep my eyes on the ball to see my 3rd receiever catch it. Stiff arms a defender and runs in for the score! At the same time I jump up an run the 70 yards sceaming with my hands in the air to Chest Bump him.You swear I just beat the Dallas Cowboys for the Championship on that toss. lol. (I bumped him to hard cause he fell down O'well) It was fun to reliving backyard football dreams I just don't remember waking up with my back in so much pain.

I remember walking in the mall one day an seeing a girl pushing a stroller with her baby inside. She looked at me, I looked at her an she smiled, I smiled back. As I kept walking I wondered if it was rude to hola at a lady with her kid or kids are with her. I know back in the day's dudes would dress like there son an parade them in the mall looking for ladies, or dress up there daughter for the same thing. So I'm asking the ladies of BP is it right or wrong to hola?

I remember driving to Mississippi to watch Southern U face Alcorn State. Southern had a good team that year but we were facing Air McNair. Hell he was an outside shot for the Heisman. So us (Southern) hung in there but McNair was to much. It was like watching a Wide Reciver at Quaterback. He was fast and had a rocket arm. The dude was the truth,but I wasn't sure if the NFL could see that? I knew he was going to be drafted but was he going to get a fair shake? He was Drafted to the then Houston Oilers. Then they procided to sit him ALL Year. Claiming that the "system" or playbook was to much for him. What? Whatever.To me they were tring to say he was stupid. Then once he did get to play he quieted his doulters. He played hurt just so that he wouldn't lose his starting spot. Acting like a black Brett Favre of some sort....

Moving on When I heard that someone shot him:I thought someone had robbed him. Then when I heard 4 times and the girl once I thought something strange had happened.So when all the details come out (an there still coming out) its still going to be sad. What I still don't understand is how someone 36 can date someone who's 20? I know it happens, but to leave your wife and 4 boys for a girl who should be in college or working at Charllotte Russe. Personally, I like looking 20yr olds and sure talking to them. But date them? Buy a car for them? Hell, I barly let anyone touch the Grand Prix! I'm like this, If you can't buy beer and rent a car your to young for me.

My favorite memory of Michael might be a little different than most. When I would do something good. My mom would play his "Off the Wall" album, and I would dance around an try to sing along.Yea I liked the "Thriller" Album too but There were some songs on "OTW" that I liked better. An seeing I wasn't always good it was a rare treat.

After the Pepsi accident, everything changed. Let's face it if your 5yrs old an going to work performing at strip clubs in Gary,Indiana an you never get a break til you almost in your 30's your going to be a little different.

I was in Blockbuster when the cashier told me that Mike had died."I was like really?" At the same time some white guy in his late 30's heard it an said, "Good ridence" I know why some white people wanted him gone or don't think this deserves all the press that he's getting. But lets face it none of there music artists are going to match what Mike did. Not Elvis, Santra or the Beatles. 

Let's face it Mike would still be alive if he had some "No"men in his camp. Instead of 5 "yes" men doctors getting him some stuff harder to get out of the hospital than a blond-blue eyed baby! These idiots instead of watching Mike sleep, they went off to make a sandwish?! Mike paid these fools $400,000 a yr. each. Not counting what there making  on the side. Shoot I'd watch Mike sleep every time he took that "stuff" that's used for surgeries. I'd bring a bunch of small mirrors to check his breathing, bring a couple of magizines etc. I could do that for a couple of years. (4 years tops)

Michael wasn't my favorite artist but I respected his work and his work ethic.The guy was talented, An lets face it I don't think will see anyone that famous again.    

I realized something while playin around at Wal-Mart...It's a great place to take pictures! Why? Because of the lighting! I've seen so many pic's taken in bad lighting I could  make my own web site called Icantworktheflash.com. With all those lights at Wally World give you that "real time feel". I know you got products surrounding you so why not use it!? Pick up a 2 liter. Pose. Pick up some bread. Pose.  Or just pose while standing in the middle of the aile. I suggest late nite is a good time to do it as well. Nobody is there except the cleaning crew and stockboys. I wouldn't ask them to take your picture unless your cute.

 Seeing that summer is here and the temps are climbing up most women will be showing off there legs. Witch I have no problem with that. But seeing styles change all the time especially in the women's deptment. It's no guarantee that one of my favorite things will be back once the sun goes away. So I thought it would be a good time to praise a piece of clothing that makes you ladies look great.

    O to the shine black leggings all black like some sort of sexy black super hero.

    O to the shine black leggings that make your legs look smooth even if you didn't shave them.

   O to the shine black leggings that make you look like you got a booty even if you really don't have one.

    O to the shine black leggings only if I could brush my hand (accidently) across your back side without a drink or hand slapping my face.  

   O to the shine black leggings please never go out of style. But if you do you will truly be missed.

Ok let me get this stright...Playboy has been in business for 50years and they just found a sexy sister to call Playmate of the year?! I know Hef loves the Blond-head blue-eyed girls (an who doesn't) But I thought there was one sister that could have been Playmate of the year before now?

Well I looked at the pics of the winner and her bio. Her name is Ida Ljungqvist....Yes Ida. She's Half-Swedish, Half-Tasmanian (I think I get the Ida part now) She's a divorce-ee. I doult she's looking. She said she likes guys who are "Funny and a gentleman". Sounds like she talking about Da Wolf...Im sure to fly out to Cali. to say hi. Moving on....ok they say she's the 1st Black Playmate but, she's not an American! He could find a sexy sister from ATL, Miami or even Flint, Michiagn?  Well all I got to say congrad's Ida. Eventhough Hef proably thought he was voting for a blond swedish girl with a name like Ida its still a victory for US! (sort of.) Pic below.

PS. Seeing it took 50 years for the 1st black (non-american born) winner Here are my predictions for the other races...

Year 2034 1st Mexican Playmate

Year 2059 1st Asian Playmate

Year 2063 1st Black (American born: Oakland,Cali) Playmate

Someone visit me at the nursing office an tell me if im right. Later

Tell me what you THINK!

I visited my mom at the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority at Schaumburg, IL at the "Central Regional Conference Diamond Jubilee". This was the 75th meeting of the Central meeting, so mostly ladies of the Mid-west were at this meeting. As I tried to find out the secret workings of the meetings I kind of felt a little out of place. Being a man in a meeting of so many powerful women it was hard to fit in. I just pretended like I see women in Pink and Green everyday. As I sat in there meetings it was the basic stuff

1. How to get rid of the Delta's

2. How to make Michielle Obama an AKA

3. Then once that happen make plans for ruling the world

4. An finally get more of there husbands/boyfriends to do more than what they already doing...(like dishes,vacumming,feet rubbing)

I also found that these lady's have gropies. I mean they were just hanging in the lobby like the Celtics were in town. It was kind of funny  to me. You had some in suits and some wearing there Faturity stuff. Just hanging...in the lobby, and the bar. After gathering all my info I thought it was best to get going before one of those ladies put some of there "power" on Me!