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Cure for a Cough                                                                              The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face.                    The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"                                                                                     The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.                                        " The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"                                                                                           The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him he's afraid to cough!"

A little boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex!!!! His mom was sitting on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mother turns around to see her son running out the room. The mother then gets dressed so she can find her son. She finds him sitting on the floor playing with his toys. The worried mother walks over to him and she asked him to come and talk to her. She then looks at her son and said son what did you see? He looks at his mother and said what were you and daddy doing? She looks at her son and said well you know your daddy has a BIG FAT stomach so mommy has to help daddy by bouncing up and down on it. This will help flatten it out. The son looks up at his mom and said you are wasting your time. The mother looks at him and said whatever do you mean!! The son looks at his mother and said while you are out shopping the next door neighbor comes over and gets on her knee's and blows it back up!!!!