TCOOP-v2's Blog

In case you haven't heard about the mission to shoot a missile into the moon's surface read this

www.detnews.com/article/20091009/NATION/910090385/1020/rss09

Now NASA would like you to think that this is about research or some other crap. In reality we are just showing the universe who da eff they are dealing with. Come on folks what is more gangster than busting a cap in the moon's azz. This is what you call a warning shot. So all the comets, meteors, asteroids and anything else floating around better recognize. WE ARE NOT DINOSAURS BYTCHES!!! WE SHOOT FIRST!! Stay in your lane. Stay in your orbit and we will stay in ours. But if you cross this light year *(draws line in sand)we will bust you in the eye quick. We are mammals mofukkas we got opposable thumbs and can operate machinery so save your extinction level events for some other punk azz planet. Da earth is not going out like a sucka. YA GOT THAT.

After going through a few pages on BP I have a new Pet Peeve.

STUPID AZZ WAYS OF TYPING

THiS aBoUt tHos3 PeOpL3 wHoo ThYnK tYpiNG yOur t3xt lYke a DaMn ranSoM noT3 is KuT3.  aLso iF yOu thiNk iT's cr38tiV3 2 us3 numBeRs 4 l3tt3rs AlL tH3 tIM3 l3t m3 giv3 you a wak3 up call IT'S NOT!!!.

 UnLeSs yOu hAv3 a HoSTag3 k33p yoUr KiDnaPPeRs d3ManDs 2 yoUrs3Lf.

MAD COW DISEASE

BIRD FLU

SWINE FLU

The lunch menu is coming for us.  The prey is sick and tired of being eaten so it is eating us from the inside.  Just watch they are gonna discover that flesh eating bacteria is really from Lambs or Fish.  The animals are after us and there is only one thing we can do. 

Become vegetarians???

Are you effing crazy? Absolutely not.  What we need to do is go on the offense.  A cow wannabe "MAD" no problem...

POP POP POP

Now you a dead mad cow.  Any other angry cows in this mofo?  Anybody pissed, miffed, ticked off, or a little perturbed?  Say Moo mofukka, SAY MOO!! And see what you get.

And for these birds and pigs that wanna give the FLU.  Well you know the old saying

Feed a cold, starve a fever and beat the shyt out a nigga with the flu.  Yep that's right you gots the "FLU" well then you best to fly cause I got the bat and I am gonna go oops upside ya head fa realz.

And let a mofo from PETA come talk about  Animal Abuser.  Yeah Imma Animal Abuser and Ya'll know humans ain't nothing but ANIMALS with cell phones so keep talking, keep talking.

Hey the animals started the germ warfare I didn't.

I was bored so I had to respond to this scam email

The scam email is long so I cut it down to just what he asks for at the end

Gooday My Dear Friend, How are you today?

I am writing to inform you that I have Paid the fee for your Cheque Draft. So I told him to cash the US$8.5MILLION US DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losting this funds.However, all the necessary arrangement for the delivering sum US$8.5MILLION US DOLLARS in cash was made with FEDEX COURIER COMPANY LTD in Cotonou Benin Republic, Mr.Ahmed Zafa the Director of Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX .

This is what they need from you and included with the security keeping fees only.

1.YOUR FULL NAME:

2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS:

3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER:

4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE:

5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE:

Please make sure you send this needed information to the Director general of FEDEX COURIER Company LTD, even call the Director of the company with this line: +229-930-58015. Thanks Remain Blessed. BARR. JOHNSON PEREZ

Here is my response if he responds I will post it.

Barrister Perez Many thanks for giving me this opportunity, to give your this opportunity, to give me a chance at an opportunity, to achieve great wealth which will give more opportunities to my offspring.

Before sending this email I considered trying to contact you via the phone number supplied but I was unable to collect enough cans and bottles to gather the necessary funds to purchase a phone card so alas I must resort to this less personal method.

Here is the information that you requested

Full Name

First Name

Ulyssees

Last Name

Lyonazze

Full Address

1234 Hoodat Atdadoor Lane

W. Bubullfrak ZA 00099 USA

Current Home Phone number

(986) 789 7832 (Y? cause 7 was hongry)

Current Work Number (123) 987 6543

and attached is a copy of a recent picture

I look forward to the opportunity to work with you on this opportunity that will increase our opportunities to give an opportunity to our families.

Thanks
U. Lyonazze

here is the picture I sent him

Knock The Teefus

(Click below for instrumental of Bust The Windows)

I'll knock the Teefus out ya mouf.

You think I'm joking then just try me out

You keep on laughin cause you have your doubts

But just like birds, yo teef be flyin soww-owwww----owf

I'll knock the teefus out ya mouf.

If I ever see you near my car.

Don't be a dumb bytch put down that crowbar

or like a telescope you'll see some staaaarrrrss

I must admit it hurt a little bit

to see you sit there with a busted lip

I didn't know that I had that much strength

but you need to know  just what happens whe~~~~~~~hen

You can't just go round bustin out car glass

thinking a dude will just let that ish pass

You better learn how to run real damn fast

Cause when he catch you he bustin yo azzzzzzzzzz

HA HA HA HA HA

I'll knock the teefus out ya mouf

but I'll give you a cup to pick them up

maybe if you get to the dentist fast

he can do something for ya  toofless azzzzz

I knocked the teefus out ya mouf

and now u look like an old picket fence

or maybe just like the Sunday Crossword

with open spaces where there should be wo------rds

I'LL KNOCK THE TEEFUS OUT YA MOUF!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1qp711oAz8

Congratulations Mr. Obama, you have changed the country and maybe even the world.  A tear wells in my eyes as I think of how proud my Father would be right now if he were alive.  This is a great moment in time and you should cherish it.

That being said you need to understand that this is only the beginning and the real work starts now.  Here is a list of suggestions that you can mull through while you get ready to assume your new office.

1. WATCH YO AZZ!!!!

You know the Republicans got Impeachment Papers already started, they just waiting to fill in the offense.  They will try to find any reason to Impeach like Cobbler.  Don't give them anything, especially in the beginning when they will be all amped up looking for shyt.  This also leads into my next suggestion.

2. NO DAMN INTERNS!!!!

I know some folks will say no young white female interns but I would go as far as to say none period.  NO WHITE ONES, NO BLACK ONES, NO MALE, NO FEMALE DON'T EVEN USE A TRAINED MONKEY.  What are interns anyway?  Just people who go get stuff and don't get paid.  Well in the Obama White House everybody get's their own stuff and everybody is paid.  Yeah that will suck for the staff and may prove embarrassing when you are discussing Foreign Policy with the British Prime MInister and you have to make your own copies but hey your Black and you know how we have to work harder than the next guy sometimes.

3. DON'T LISTEN TO BLACK FOLKS.

At least not the ones who will becoming out of every damn crack and crevice looking for stuff.  You are gonna have a whole bunch of fools and rabble rousers telling you to appoint Black People to every single position in your Administration.   Let them know off the Git Go that the Cabinet will not be painted Black.  Tell them No to Cousin Ray-Ray being Secretary of State and "Skillet" Washington will not be in charge of the Food and Drug Administration.  And a HELL TO THE NO on Dr. Dre being the Surgeon General.

4. STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE RED STATES.

Yes you are the President of the entire country but let's not be stupid.  There are some angry white folks out there who ain't got a damn thing to lose and will take their last dime and buy a rifle and some bullets waiting for you to come visit their state and "mend fences"  Forget that mend fences crap.  Hell you might want to put up some fences and keep them crackers locked up until your Presidency is over.

and last but not least

5.  Please don't serve ribs at the inauguration.  At least wait until the first state of the Union Address b4 you start getting real Black on em.  Also keep the following list of celebrities the hell out of the White House.

Whitney Houston.

Bobby Brown

Gary Coleman

Flava Flav

Lil Kim

Wesley Snipes

OJ Simpson (and PLEASE don't give this fool a pardon)

Well Mr. President if you heed this advice I am sure you will have a great term and will get re-elected.