lil old lady in the sex shop - batman29505's Blog

lil old lady in the sex shop


A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dillddooos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbbbaattteries ?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab%#&@$! offfff?!!"

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Female, 47, Binghamton, NY

Posted October 24, 2010

Where do you get this stuff from? lol lol lol lol


Female, 36, West Palm Beach, FL

Posted January 04, 2011

That's funny, lol


Female, 34, Montreal, QC

Posted January 17, 2011

A blonde goes to sex shop and asks for a vibrator.
Yeah .. Miss you all models displayed on the wall of vibrators ..
-AA .. I want the guy left red.
On the vendor:
- Miss .. ala e extinguisher.

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