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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
01. You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
02. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
03. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
04. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
05. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing
06. Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them ...
07. ... and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
08. In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight
clothes and risk your life in front of bulls
09. You get to eat bulls' testicles
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :
01. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
02. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
03. No need to worry about tax returns
04. Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.
05. Can wear sunglasses inside
06. Political stability
07. Flexible working hours
08. Live near the Pope
09. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
10. Sweating tenors
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
01. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
02. Warm beer
03. You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
04. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
05. Union jack underpants
06. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
07. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Posh Spice
08. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
09. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :
01. You can have a woman president without electing her
02. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
03. You can call Budweiser beer
04. You can be a crook and still be president
05. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
06. If you've got a driver's license you can get a gun
07. You can invent a new public holiday every year
08. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and
nobody seems to care.
09. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
10. You can be Irish and American at the same time
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
01. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
02. It's easy being a soap dodger
03. You get to eat %#&@$!ty little things like snails and frog's legs
04. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
05. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films
on Channel 4.
06. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own
doorstep
07. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
08. If there's a war you can surrender really early
09. You don't have to bother with toilets, just %#&@$! in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap
I hope that you had an enjoyable Birthday!
There's something about u that must be true,
something about u is more like a dream come true,
there's so many thing that i will do 4 u,
so much love i have 4 you,
your like a shinning star,
and dont u go away,u make me smile on cloudy dayz
i hope you'll never leave my side,
you show my heart so much pride,
i never had this feelin so deep inside,
i can say yes i do....i do love u,
i'll spend the rest of my life with u,
cause there's something about u.....something for me,
can it be your touch,your kiss,smile..or is it just dat your from the heavens above
I love you, I love you, but I don't know why.
Is it your nose? Your smile? Or the sparkle in your eye?
Wait.. is it really love that has possessed me?
This fire inside, surely it can't be!
Male, 46, Greensboro, NC
Posted Aug 11