law-187 I feel like I cheated on my city with New Orleans. I love NYC but New Orleans is something special - 8 hours ago add/view comments (0)

law-187
May 16
law-187 Joke of a day: The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question "When you die and go to heaven which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands Suzy?" Suzy replied "Because when you pray you hold your hands together in front of you and god just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer " the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Sister I think it's your feet." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now Little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet?" Little Johnny said "Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying 'Oh god I'm coming!' If daddy hadn't pinned her down we'd have lost her."  

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lovejones162
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Female, 44, Bronx, NY

Posted May 16


I needed that , Thanks


law-187
law-187

Male, 40, Bronx, NY

Posted May 16


glad to Help...lol


lovejones162
lovejone...

Female, 44, Bronx, NY

Posted May 16


How are you?





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